Your *least* favorite household chore

[aneaglesangel]

I don't like dishes much either, but I've gotten used to having no dishwasher anymore. Boohooo, I do miss my dishwasher though! I think the thing I hate the most now is the bathroom. Sixteen year old boys must have a problem with penis control! Pee on the floor, pee on the seat, pee on the side of the toilet! Pee on the wall! From my point of view I don't think it can be all that hard to aim. Come on. Point. Shoot. Doesn't seem difficult to me! What is the deal guys? Does the penis have a mind of it's own? Does it look up at you and laugh and slither like a snake spraying venom, in this case pee, all over tarnation?? Does it sometimes gain two "eyes" and one shoots one way and one shoots the other? I mean really what's the deal with that thing? If it's that bad I think they should be labeled deadly weapons and put under lock and key!!

[BlackThorn]

aneaglesangel, it doesn't laugh at us. It laughs, with us. Aiming it is like the gravy on the relief of the act of relief. A pissing contest is a reference to a natural thing... because every guy knows exactly how far he can go. And as a matter of solid fact, it's more fun the higher up of something you're on.

If you wanna know about the "multiple stream factor", you'll want to check into the movie 'Me Myself and Irene', specifically, the "morning after" scene in the hotel, where Hank is going to the bathroom the next day...

But if you must know, sometimes you're aiming down and blasting with such force, there is a backsplash... plus, it's good to give it a strong and solid yard or two, to clear anything residual. That stuff can be tricky to aim. You ever tried to aim a speeding rogue drop of water created as the cause of another drop of water? I'll tell ya lady, it ain't easy...