Just remember this sage piece of ancient wisdom:
The occasional box of tasty Ooo La La french pastries, or heapin' plate of moist and oh so delicious brownies, wins major big points, and can overcome most bumps & humps on the road to Big Bossville/town/burg/Village/Corner/...cookies are for short sighted slackers, commonly seen wearing white belts and distasteful footwear!