Which "Jerk of message boards" r u?

**rjt65** · April 28th, 2009

haah saw this in one of my techie web subscriptions adn made me think of poor mis mod having to deal with us . bwahahahahaha

which one are you?

http://www.networkworld.com/slidesho...9dailynewspmal

**Todash** · April 29th, 2009

Ooh, I've edged on Mr. Credentials territory in a few threads, I think. And on less moderated boards, I've a tendency to be The Peacekeeper.

**Dana Jean** · April 29th, 2009

OMG, that was funny!

**Draga** · April 29th, 2009

LOL! I think I'm none of them, but here it's easy to recognize many of them! Of course I won't say who's who.

**poisonbat** · April 29th, 2009

I have found some of each category on the message boards I frequent. I guess I fall into a couple myself.

But Peacekeeper fits most of the time. lol

**Cowboy** · April 29th, 2009

#14 is the best one.

**PatInTheHat** · April 29th, 2009

Hmmm, so what kind do you need

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So where was the backwater goofball with the smart mouth just ready for slappin', sarcastic rebel without a clue

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I promise I'll try harder...really, you'll see...I can do better I swear it

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**CorbinKale** · April 29th, 2009

I am a combo Sermonator/Conspiracy theorist. Not in a religious sense, though. I will preach about ANYTHING!

**Patricia A** · April 29th, 2009

Originally Posted by rjt65

haah saw this in one of my techie web subscriptions adn made me think of poor mis mod having to deal with us . bwahahahahaha

which one are you?

http://www.networkworld.com/slidesho...9dailynewspmal

I'm the one who's wearing the red carnation.

**Srbo** · April 29th, 2009

Well...I`m probably this one:

The Conspiracy Theorist

This edgy fellow detects conspiracies (or the shadows of conspiracies) in everything he reads, and he has no compunction about publicly sharing his off-kilter suspicions. The Conspiracy Theorist is often convinced that he's under constant surveillance by the government--for some reason they've singled him out (and even more mysteriously, they haven't bothered to terminate him yet, despite his constant blabbing)--and he sees signs of schemes in the strangest places. A story about iPhones might inspire him to share how Apple is using "Q-waves" to trace his thought patterns. A blog on the best browsers could trigger a rant about the time he opened Internet Explorer and saw a toxic waste symbol on his home page.

I don't pretend to understand how this quirky character's brain works. I can only hope that the tin-foil hat he presumably wears most of the time (though not shown here) helps prevent all those weird waves from escaping his head as well as from entering it.