This Modern Life of ours

[Maddie]

Quoting Speedy2...

I darn near died the day I walked out of the ladies room and there she was waiting for me to walk me back to my office.

Wha' the Hades is she all about?? Searching and escorting you about????? That is down right creepy.

yes it is!

[Speedy2]

Wha' the Hades is she all about?? Searching and escorting you about????? That is down right creepy.

She just likes to know where I am and what I am doing at all times. She is a tad odd. As for emergencies, I have a sign on my cork board in my office that reads "Lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine". I also have another sign posted on the wall that is a big circle that reads "In case of stress...bang head here!".

I have gotten so that I keep the blinds about 3/4 of the way down on my door to my office so that she actually has to bend over to see if I am in here. That is quite the sight to behold as she can't do it on the "down low". Completely obvious

[Speedy2]

Quoting Speedy2...

I darn near died the day I walked out of the ladies room and there she was waiting for me to walk me back to my office.






yes it is!

Thanks goodness she is out of the country this semester, at least I can go to the "facilities" in peace. It is amusing if you try to keep it in perspective though. Today, on the other hand, if she were here I would have a rough time keeping it in perspective.

[Haunted]

she just likes to know where i am and what i am doing at all times. She is a tad odd. As for emergencies, i have a sign on my cork board in my office that reads "lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine". I also have another sign posted on the wall that is a big circle that reads "in case of stress...bang head here!".

I have gotten so that i keep the blinds about 3/4 of the way down on my door to my office so that she actually has to bend over to see if i am in here. That is quite the sight to behold as she can't do it on the "down low". Completely obvious

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!

[arista]

There is someone in every office that "keep" tabs on potty patrol.

[tillyn]

, i had a boss like that years back, i use to clean at a hospital and i was cleaning a toilet and when i stood up i crashed into her, she was watching me clean a damn toilet! I didn't even hear he sneak up on me. Thank god i don't do that job anymore and she retired.