What are the 10 worst films you've ever seen?

[jacobtlong]

I looked for this topic and I couldn't find it so here goes nothing. I know we've probably all watched some serious stinkers (unless you've been incredibly lucky), and I was wondering which ones hold a place in your heart as the worst of the worst. Here are mine:

1) Gigli (this movie must never be seen)
2) Plan 9 from Outer Space
3) A Christmas Carol (1935)
4) Night at the Roxbury
5) Waterworld
6) Pearl Harbor
7) Yellowbeard
8) Meet the Spartans
9) Lawnmower Man II
10) Santa Claus Conquers the Martians


P.S. Feel free and add a few dishonorable mentions

[Neil W]

From 2008, The Love Guru and The Strangers both landed at the bottom of the barrel.

[SKfan2006]

well transformers and eragon come to mind along with some of the recent disney films like the Pacifier and Bambi 2.

[Agincourt Concierge]

Blair Witch Project....please...shoot me now....if I want to see running noses...I'll just stick my kids outside for awhile with no coats on....
Blood Freak giant blood-sucking turkey man, drugs, religion...???
Waterworld....I should have held my breath...I might have passed out....
Flatliners.....I felt like I should have been flatlining....
9 1/2 weeks......thought is might be like the book...nope
(dare I say it...) Lawnmower Man.....not the story I remember...
The Relic.....another great book...butchered....
The Wickerman (remake)......ruined it...
Starship Troopers......wasn't even close to the novel...
Excorcist II.... yawn...

[sueb84]

I love this one. I don't have 10 I have really only 1 that I absolutely hated and to this day gleefully inform everyone. VAN HELSING!! no seriously the absolutely worst movie ever made. When John and I went to the movie (I actually picked it HUGE vampire/werewolf etc fan) there were no previews none the movie started immediately and it begins with the classic frankenstein scene in black and white and I thought THAT was a little service message asking everyone to turn off their cell phones. John looked at me and went "wow, straight into the movie" and I said (really loud) "this isn't the movie!?" Less than 10 minutes in and I knew i'd made a mistake. to this day I cannot believe how bad the DRACULA character was. worst ever.

as a follow up John actually gauges bad movies by Dude Where's My Car. He liked that one! So if it's bad and he hates it he says "not as good as Dude"

[Bubble Beard]

Colverfield
The Heartbreak Kid
Max Payne
Swept Away...weird ass movie.

[noharmzim]

Dragon Wars.

[w666]

Plan 9 from Outer Space may be the best movie of all time, with the possible exception of The Toxic Avenger

[hemingway2z]

all ten times we watched blair witch

[Tery]

I am a film fanatic and I will seldom bail on a movie. But these were egregious enough for me to do so...

Mega Force
Transformers
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
Warrior Of The Lost World
Transylvania 6 Five Thousand
Manos; The Hands Of Fate
Battlefield Earth
Showgirls
Problem Child
Haunted Honeymoon