"Thank you Mr. Know-it-All" - Rocky Squirrel from the Bullwinkle Show. It's one of the "quote buttons" on a game at work and usually the one that gets me in the most trouble!
Carny
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"Thank you Mr. Know-it-All" - Rocky Squirrel from the Bullwinkle Show. It's one of the "quote buttons" on a game at work and usually the one that gets me in the most trouble!
Carny
Mary's in charge of all the angels now... She's already defeated the devil. She bruised her ankle while crushing the snake that is satan. But even though he's lost, he's still collecting souls...
-- It's a bit of a paraphrase, he used one of her names and was telling of a specific history... but this story really cut me to hear. And I know, it's not the type of universal message I'm really into, but some of these stories are just so beautiful.
Hi,
'It ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe, if'n you don't know by now'.
Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's Alright'.
Long days and pleasant nights
I hope you will all have a happy holiday season whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanza, or simply the imminent coming of Great Cthulhu. -- Stephen King
:wink2:
"The Tongues of Flame!"
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/dm...PG226a_WEB.jpg
Hehe, and... "I'm just the most psychotic out of all of 'em..."
Good quote. True too. For the most part...
"You may have noticed... I'm not all there... myself!
[fading]
And the moam raths, out grathe!"
Ooooooooo, thanks for fixin my typo Ms Mod!
This one made me feel good to instinctually respond with (I'm the 'J' initial):
M- You know the difference between us and the angels? Angels weren't given free will...
J- Yeah right. You think if someone was being hurt I could just stand by and let it happen? Or let a kid get too close to a cliff? You can say I have free will if you want, sure... but like we wouldn't have done something.
The smallest oceans still get...big, big waves...
pearl jam
Andy Dufresne: I was in the path of the tornado... I just didn't expect the storm would last as long as it has.
Shawshank Redemption
Heard inside a redneck bar shortly before two stepped outside to settle things, "Why I will fight with him upon this theme until my eyelids shall no longer wag."
Hi,
Usually loosely tanslated locally as 'Don't with me unless you want hurt!'
Long days and pleasant nights
I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
E. B. White
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Nuttin' up my sleeve!"
I really like E.B White.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gwenivere
Hi,
'Two men looked out from prison bars,
One saw mud, but the other saw stars'.
Can't remember the attribution, but the glass is, indeed, ALWAYS half full.
Long days and pleasant nights
:cool2:THE MAGNIFICAT - ST.LUKE 1:46-55Quote:
Originally Posted by Firetalion
"outwit Nature"
http://www.canaryforum.com/forums/im...lies/smile.gif
(that's a good one)
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Put on your sh** kickers and kick some sh**! -- House Of Pain
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Die With Your Boots On
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Now I have
A Machine Gun
Ho Ho Ho
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Those last two, I remember mostly from a Vampire the Masquerade roleplaying game book. They were written on tee-shirts that vampires owned, even though the second one I know was from Die Hard.
"Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God."
Leo Buscaglia
There's no crying in baseball!!
Leave the gun.....take the cannolis
"Peter, you're not Superman you know"
It's from Hearts in Atlantis, John, specifically by Bobby Garfield's mother.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnDalglish
"Abba Zabba, you're my only friend" - Dave Chappell in 'Half Baked':smile2:
Quote:
Originally Posted by motherwolf
My soul rejoices...
Hi,
It must be a quote in Hearts, Kim, my father used to use it a lot way back, in the half full sense.
Two from BBC's excellent documentary (3 hour!) called California Rock - From the Byrds to the Eagles -
'Don't confront me with my failures, I have not forgotten them' - Jackson Browne
'The beautiful marriage of music and literatures that seems to happen around acoustic guitars' - J. D. Souther
Long days and pleasant nights
Hi,
'Life is just a dream, just a dream, just a dream!!!'
REM - 'Losing my Religion'.
Long days and pleasant nights
Women are like the police; they can have all the evidence in the world but they STILL want a CONFESSION!-Chris Rock
"I have no special talents, I am only passionately curious". - Albert Einstein
"Be brave. Be true. Stand." - Bill Denborough, IT
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnDalglish
You're right, John, it probably is a quote, because Bobby's mother was fond of quotes (Shoulder to the wheel, nose to the grindstone etc.).
From my new home desk calendar: "Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?" (Henry Finck)
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by udontlooklykacarny
A smile is a most powerful thing.
Audit the IRS
A bumper sticker I just saw that made me smile.
" I don't consider myself outside of anything. I just consider myself not around." - Bob Dylan (1966)
'As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot' - John Lennon :love:
"We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by."
Will Rogers
Lord, please let me be the person my dog thinks I am.
"Your name is dumb bitch too? Well,that explains why I've been getting all your mail. There must be a lot of us dumb bitches here in New York"- The truth about cats and dogs.
I just love the way she nailed that guy!
Carny
"A clean house is the sign of a broken computer."
"you're not even as hot as my third shifters!" -- a comment from some woman at the bar, that was trying to defend the 250lb Shim... ("Dennis" by day, "Denise" by night!) that likes to camp at the town bars... This woman was quickly dubbed, "The Supermodel", because of how she was saying my friends and I weren't even man enough for the shim in question...
And keep in mind this is in a backwater town in Maine. We don't usually see Shims.
Quote:
Originally Posted by SusanNorton
Jules from Pulp Fiction:
Quote:
"Now that's a tasty burger! (and other stuff, then he says:) May I have a sip of your tasty beverage to wash it down?"
Just before he blows the guys head off for saying "WHAT?" one too many times.
What? :eek2:
:devil:
Ex
Have you seen SuperBad?
That was me to the cop last night.
Damn I'm glad his supervisor was there... :biggrin2:
"If you can't say something good about someone, come and sit by me."
-Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Hi,
Firetallion posted this on the old board and I believe it's one of the truest things I've ever heard, so I think it bears repetition -
'The greatest thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother'.
Long days and pleasant nights
I remember this - it touched me :)Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnDalglish
Random Lovecraft quotes:
My favorites are those from Call of Cthulhu. God, the man was a genius!
"There's a train leaving nightly called When all is said and done"
Keep Me in Your Heart
Warren Zevon
WHAT??? :biggrin2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Firetalion
LOL Joey, sweetie-darling, you should only be talking to cops if you need directions! :wink2:
:devil:
Ex
:cool2:..." So you think you gonna take her away! With your money and your cocaine..........Shes gonna listen to her heart, it's gonna tell her what to do! She might need alot of lovin'! But she Don't need you!".....TOM PETTY [and Smokin'Joe, (to ALL his friends) years ago!]:love:
:cool2:Great quotes Cleon!Quote:
Originally Posted by cleon02
Hi,
'Alcohol was invented so the Scots and the Irish didn't rule the world'.
Anon.
Long days and pleasant nights
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnDalglish
:rofl:
Do we argee ? - :love:
:cool2:That is a good one! Especially in this day and age! Glad it got brought here so I could see it!:smile2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cola