If thoughts are things and what we think becomes reality, WHERE is my million dollars? I bet some parallel version of me is out there in some parallel universe, just living it up with MY money! >.<
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If thoughts are things and what we think becomes reality, WHERE is my million dollars? I bet some parallel version of me is out there in some parallel universe, just living it up with MY money! >.<
I'm sure my evil twin is living it up at my expense...
Now I'm thinking about finding her (the parallel me) and taking my money!
...What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?...
Eat the endangered animal.Quote:
Originally Posted by GNTLGNT
While chaperoning a field trip to a manatee viewing station my husband told a group of children who had just learned that manatees are on Florida's endangered species that manatees are tasty. the looks of horror he got!
Say "Shoo"?Quote:
Originally Posted by GNTLGNT
Why is it when you spread peanut butter on bread and accidentally drop it, it always lands sticky-side down?
Now what was I doin' again.....:umm:?
Oh my, I'm so sorry, y'alls perfectly correct, this has no bidness in a random thoughts thread, more the, every single second of every single day thinkin's, thread:rolleyes:.
But seriously, you know, since I'm here, just what in the hell was I doin', I mean got a can of olive oil spray and and jewelers mini Philips screwdriver in my hand, and not a freakin' clue as to what I was gonna do with 'em:dunno:?
Well as important & clever as I was feelin' for a second, or even two, it musta been one solid crackerjack of an idea while it lasted:blush:...hmm, now here's a thought, I should maybe start writin' some o' this stuff down:biggrin2:.
Why do you never see any baby pigeons? :umm:
Hungry adult pigeons, no benchwarmers in the park, you do the math.