Word Processor Of the Gods

All good delete's...now here be a few of mine:
-Twinkies and cockroaches(oh wait, not even one of Trashies pocket nukes will destroy either one of those)
-"Reality TV"
-Infomercials
-Carrot-top
-Menudo(alright, gotta delete that delete-they already destroyed themselves)
-Spam(it's already deleted my entire colon)
-"No Wake" zones
etc, etc..:grinning:

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Originally Posted by bryantburnette

I'd get rid of people who can't spell Stephenie Meyer's name correctly.

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Hi,

Umm....?

Long days and pleasant nights

I second that Ummm..., and add a loud Huuuhh?

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Quote Originally Posted by bryantburnette View Post
I'd get rid of people who can't spell Stephenie Meyer's name correctly.
Hi,

Umm....?

Long days and pleasant nights

Umm, I'd go way bigger than that, I would eliminate all criminals.

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And bad Twilight Movies!

The "Bush" family

Nuclear Weapons ... gone
Poker machines ... gone
All religions .... gone (we can love each other and treat each other with respect without judging what others believe in)
Highly addictive street drugs like Ice, Ecstacy, Heroin ..... gone
and an Auto Delete built in to delete anyone who tries to reinvent them !!!!!

Then on a personal level ... I am hoping my wordprocessor can add a few zeros to my bank balance ... and make my mortgage go *poof*

That was a fun story. I liked the Twilight Zone version too :)

I would get rid of Teletubbies, Yo Gabba Gabba and any other annoying toddler show! They drive me crazy!

I agree with what someone else said, about not knowing what your deleting might cause. It could start a chain reaction that might suck the world into a black hole or something. Getting rid of crime and disease sounds good in theory, but can you imagine how over populated the earth would be if no one ever got murdered in wars or died of diseases? I know its a terrible thing to say but think about how bad world hunger would get then. It like that terrible movie with Ashton Kutcher, the Butterfly Effect. One deletion leads to the increase of something else bad. Unless it deletes Ashton Kutcher, then I guess its worth it.

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Originally Posted by motocop

Unless it deletes Ashton Kutcher, then I guess its worth it.

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:rofl: