Favourite Quotes and Quotations

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

Yet another old thread that I think we need revived here in our shiny new playground, so a favourite to kick it off -

'In the end, we can only find peace in our human lives by accepting the will of the universe'.

(Sai King, New Introduction to Pet Semetary, September 20th, 2000)

Long days and pleasant nights

[Maddie]

Great quote John! :eyebrow: I think that's 5, hmnnn, lol

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

'Any beer in the fridge after the store has closed is very good beer'.

Pet Semetary 1988

Long days and pleasant nights

[whoopsipoppedaplatypus]

Neils Letter to his Bank Manager

"Darling Fascist Bullyboy,
Give me some more money, you bastard.
May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman,
Neil."


The Young Ones
Episode - Cash

[dsurrett]

"Either get busy living or get busy dying" - Red, Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption

Random SK quotes:

"Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work."

"I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries."

"I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew then that my IQ had been damaged."


and of course...
"Long days and pleasant nights."

[La Belladonna]

'Any beer in the fridge after the store has closed is very good beer'.




"What's the best kind of beer?"

Free beer!!!!! :wink2:

My husband circa for as long as I've known him

[Umney]

My favourite quote would have to be "We are men of action. Lies do not become us"

[La Belladonna]

"Sometimes the lies you tell are less frightening than the loneliness you might feel if you stopped telling them."

Brock Clarke, An Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England, 2007

[Tery]

A few that come directly to mind...

"Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair." ~~ Kahlil Gibran

"Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all." ~~ Douglas Adams

"Humor is just another defense against the Universe" ~~ Mel Brooks

" 'Tis strange - but true; for truth is always stranger than fiction if it could be told." ~~ Lord Byron

and my favorite:

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened. ~~ Douglas Adams

[Kim L.]

He not busy being born is busy dying.
Bob Dylan

[tattoobradley]

A music lyric that always sticks out in my head in these types of discussion is:

"If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts"
A.Duritz (Counting Crows) "Mrs. Potter's Lullaby"

But, I'm with dsurrett on the classic SK
"I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries."

Cracks me up.

[Kitten]

Random SK quotes:

"I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew then that my IQ had been damaged."


ROFL!

[Terry B]

Alrighty then!

Jim Carrey (Pet Detective) :oops:

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

Thought this kind of appropriate to the new MB -

'Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better'

Samuel Johnson (1709-1794) from 'A Dictionary of the English Language (1755).

Long days and pleasant nights

[Cola]

'It was only a Kiss'

Mr Brightside :)

[Harley Wench]

"Whenever you commend, add your reasons for doing so; it is this which distinguishes the approbation of a man of sense from the flattery of sycophants and admiration of fools."
Sir Richard Steele

[MadamMack]

Don't Quote Me . . . .

Madam

[Kim L.]

"Your heart is greater than your wounds."
Henri Nouwen

"The heart has its reasons,
which the reason knows not."
Blaise Pascal

"You are walking lost in wonder,
emptied of self and mindful of Reality,
and suddenly you interrupt this peace
to exclaim:
'How beautiful is this tree!
How magnificent this field.'
You forfeit the moment.
The intrusion of self
and the imposing of judgment
separates you from Reality
and snares you in a web of words.
Be still
and embrace it all in silence."
Rabbi Jacob

[Patricia A]

This one is from SK's Grand dad, from On Writing.
"Stevie, every time you open your mouth your guts fall out."

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

'To live outside the law you must be honest' Bob Dylan.

Long days and pleasant nights

[La Belladonna]

"Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted."

Martin Luther King Jr.

[Harley Wench]

"Charm is the ability to make someone else think that both of you are pretty wonderful."
Kathleen Winsor

[Firetalion]

My favourite quote would have to be "We are men of action. Lies do not become us"

A quote from the movie, 'The Princess Bride'. Excellent quote. Here's another.

"Life is pain highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something."


This one was on a tee shirt I noticed as I was putting away my laundry.

YOU HAD ME
AT HELL NO

[Patricia A]

A quote from the movie, 'The Princess Bride'. Excellent quote. Here's another.

"Life is pain highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something."


This one was on a tee shirt I noticed as I was putting away my laundry.

YOU HAD ME
AT HELL NO

Good quote. I love the Princess Bride! I love the tee shirt too.

[Firetalion]

My buddy has a tee-shirt that says, "Don't worry... I'm a professional".

The funny part of this being his shirt, was this was the guy I hired to take about a half inch off of the bottom of a nearly 100 year old cast iron radiator. We had to have it removed, because we had just remodeled and the floor had a new layer on top of the old, so the radiator wouldn't have connected with the pipe coming through the floor anymore. He took it off, by getting a hold of a grinder, which had to have the guard removed to fit the large concrete cutting disc in, and he held the grinder to each of the individual feet of the radiator. He was blasting himself with metal dust and debris (not even wearing eye protection or a breathing mask), and he told me later that he felt like he had blood in his mouth, because of the taste of the metal he kept sneezing out of his face and choking on the rest of the night.

He got the job done. Although I wanted to take a video of it at the time and put it on utube as "the WRONG way" to do something. If he slipped an inch, his thumb would have been grinded off within tenths of a second. He had to press down the safety switch on the grinder to get it to go, which was seriously less than 2 inches from the grinding blade.

He has another teeshirt that says, "Ted Kennedy has killed more people with his car than I have with my gun."

Hahaha...

[Firetalion]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/09/07/fawlty_towers_396x222.jpg

[holding up his thumb and forefinger]
Excuse me madam, is this a piece of your brain?

Basil Fawlty to one of his more annoying hotel patrons, after she bumped her head.

[Patricia A]

I like famous quotes and sayings that contradict each other. Like "Haste makes waste" and "He who hesitates is lost" or "a stitch in time saves nine" and "let it all hang out" :biggrin2:

[Matticus]

I use this one in my sig--I love it.

...Or put it on your T.S. List and give it to the chaplain.

-Steve King

[Firetalion]

When I say that she played
with me, for the first time in my
life I mean that the way a little
kid would mean it. She played
with me, like a kid might play
with another kid who had been
whacked on the head recently
and needed some diversion.
Well, if this was a sane culture,
I mean, and kids were allowed
to have sex with each other as
part of playing, like God
intended.

(from a character quoted as "Joe" in my Spider Robinson quotes book.)



It claims to be fully automatic,
but actually you have to push
this little button here.

--Gentleman John Killian



People who wear glasses are
lucky; we have stars on
rainy nights.

-- Jake




For a predator, a wrong guess
can be preferable to a slow one.

-- Jake



If you can't have fun here, it's
your own damn fault.

-- Mike

[Firetalion]

Ren: Oh, my beloved ice-cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center.
[eats bar of soap]
Ren: And your oh, so nutty chocolate covering. You're not like the others. You like the same things I do: Wax paper. Boiled football leather. Dog breath. We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding!

Ren:It's my Icereeammmm bar. I've had it, since I was a CHILDE!!!

(from the 'Ren and Stimpy Show')

[Firetalion]

John Candy owns! (even though his voice preceded this line)

"So there I was. Stuck with this beautiful girl. I knew she was gonna be nothin' but trouble."

From Heavy Metal, the first skit after the intro.

[MadamMack]

We don't have to love each other, we're family. Holly Hunter in the movie Home for the Holidays.

[MadamMack]

"Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted."

Martin Luther King Jr.

Ah yes . . .La Belladona. Here's another:

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

[motherwolf]

:cool2::laugh:
Alrighty then!

Jim Carrey (Pet Detective) :oops:

." ..........And away we go!!!"

[La Belladonna]

"There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book." Saul Bellow

[motherwolf]

:cool2::biggrin2:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/09/07/fawlty_towers_396x222.jpg

[holding up his thumb and forefinger]
Excuse me madam, is this a piece of your brain?

Basil Fawlty to one of his more annoying hotel patrons, after she bumped her head. And Basil, when answering Sybil's bellow:" YES,DEAR!.....(under his breath)....my little nest of vipers......"

[La Belladonna]

Maybe when you die you come before a big, bearded man on a big throne, and you ask "Is this heaven?", and he says "Heaven? You just came from there." -Kirk Douglas

[motherwolf]

:cool2::oh: 1. ...." It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed." Comodus (Joaquin Phoenix) from 'Gladiator'. 2. "Do you love?" Nona, Sai King. 3.(and this is not exact, but this how I always remembered from watching as a kid): "Oh, I didn't surrender! But my horse did, so I had to go with him." Chief Dan George in ' The Outlaw Josey Wales'. 4. " Hey!!!!!!! Man, THERES A BEVERAGE here!!!!!" The Dude (Jeff Bridges) from 'The Big Lebowski' 5. " It's a good day to be indigenous!..." The Rez morning D.J. from 'Smoke Signals' 6. " Hide the Rum!!!!!!!!" Capt. Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) from Pirates of the Caribbean A lot of these are not correct, but they're some of my many favorites!:biggrin2:

[Harley Wench]

"It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision."
Helen Keller

[motherwolf]

"There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book." Saul Bellow:cool2: "........The pen is mightier than the sword........."

[Gwenivere]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

[motherwolf]

:cool2: Agent J to agent K, pointing to K and then to himself: " Old and busted! New hottness!" (very favorite of mine and CubJax! I'm 'old and busted' and he's my my 'new hottness':biggrin2:

[Kim L.]

"The secret of the care of the patient is in caring for the patient."
Francis Peabody, MD

[smjohn]

I'm gonna be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.

[rlg]

Set your sights on the STARS and you will at least get to the MOON

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

'Two men looked out from prison bars, one saw mud but one saw stars'

Long days and pleasant nights

[Kim L.]

I'm gonna be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.

Where the ads take aim and lay their claim for the heart and soul of the spender?

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

'And if my ideas concerning the boundaries of art seem rather lenient, that's too bad. I'm no snob, and if you are, that's your problem. In my business, if you lose your taste for good baloney, it's time you got into some other line of work.'

Sai King - 'Danse Macabre' - 1981

Long days and pleasant nights

[smjohn]

Where the ads take aim and lay their claim for the heart and soul of the spender?


Exactly!:eek2:

[Firetalion]

"Only 1,326 work related accidents this month. Keep up the good work!"

"You are who you eat"

"Mudokons entering this door will be slaughtered and packaged as disgusting yet yummy novelty meat products"

"Wanted: Modokon Fleech Flusher. No experience necessary"

"Scrab cakes..mm..they'll cost ya an arm and a leg!"
(that was also said by the Slig at the M.O.M.) [magog on the mosh, the live propaganda news station]

"Arms not good enough? Buy a new pair ya idiot!"

"A little hard work never killed anyone important"


These all went by in the ticker tape neon signs in the background of the original Oddworld game...

[udontlooklykacarny]

"Thank you Mr. Know-it-All" - Rocky Squirrel from the Bullwinkle Show. It's one of the "quote buttons" on a game at work and usually the one that gets me in the most trouble!
Carny

[Firetalion]

Mary's in charge of all the angels now... She's already defeated the devil. She bruised her ankle while crushing the snake that is satan. But even though he's lost, he's still collecting souls...


-- It's a bit of a paraphrase, he used one of her names and was telling of a specific history... but this story really cut me to hear. And I know, it's not the type of universal message I'm really into, but some of these stories are just so beautiful.

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

'It ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe, if'n you don't know by now'.

Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's Alright'.

Long days and pleasant nights

[Firetalion]

I hope you will all have a happy holiday season whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanza, or simply the imminent coming of Great Cthulhu. -- Stephen King

:wink2:

[Firetalion]

"The Tongues of Flame!"

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/dmg35_gallery/tn_DMG35_PG226a_WEB.jpg

Hehe, and... "I'm just the most psychotic out of all of 'em..."

Good quote. True too. For the most part...

"You may have noticed... I'm not all there... myself!
[fading]
And the moam raths, out grathe!"

[Firetalion]

Ooooooooo, thanks for fixin my typo Ms Mod!


This one made me feel good to instinctually respond with (I'm the 'J' initial):

M- You know the difference between us and the angels? Angels weren't given free will...

J- Yeah right. You think if someone was being hurt I could just stand by and let it happen? Or let a kid get too close to a cliff? You can say I have free will if you want, sure... but like we wouldn't have done something.

[Oogway]

The smallest oceans still get...big, big waves...
pearl jam

Andy Dufresne: I was in the path of the tornado... I just didn't expect the storm would last as long as it has.
Shawshank Redemption

[Whitey Appleseed]

Heard inside a redneck bar shortly before two stepped outside to settle things, "Why I will fight with him upon this theme until my eyelids shall no longer wag."

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

'Nemo Me Impune Acceset', Glasgow's city motto.

Usually loosely tanslated locally as 'Don't f**k with me unless you want hurt!'

Long days and pleasant nights

[Gwenivere]

I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
E. B. White

[Whitey Appleseed]

"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Nuttin' up my sleeve!"

[Kim L.]

I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
E. B. White

I really like E.B White.

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

'Two men looked out from prison bars,
One saw mud, but the other saw stars'.

Can't remember the attribution, but the glass is, indeed, ALWAYS half full.

Long days and pleasant nights

[motherwolf]

:cool2:
Mary's in charge of all the angels now... She's already defeated the devil. She bruised her ankle while crushing the snake that is satan. But even though he's lost, he's still collecting souls...


-- It's a bit of a paraphrase, he used one of her names and was telling of a specific history... but this story really cut me to hear. And I know, it's not the type of universal message I'm really into, but some of these stories are just so beautiful. THE MAGNIFICAT - ST.LUKE 1:46-55

[Firetalion]

"outwit Nature"

http://www.canaryforum.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif
(that's a good one)

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Put on your sh** kickers and kick some sh**! -- House Of Pain

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Die With Your Boots On

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Now I have
A Machine Gun
Ho Ho Ho

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Those last two, I remember mostly from a Vampire the Masquerade roleplaying game book. They were written on tee-shirts that vampires owned, even though the second one I know was from Die Hard.

[Spideyman]

"Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God."
Leo Buscaglia

[VegasAngelo]

There's no crying in baseball!!

Leave the gun.....take the cannolis

"Peter, you're not Superman you know"

[Kim L.]

Hi,

'Two men looked out from prison bars,
One saw mud, but the other saw stars'.

Can't remember the attribution, but the glass is, indeed, ALWAYS half full.

Long days and pleasant nights

It's from Hearts in Atlantis, John, specifically by Bobby Garfield's mother.

[Sai Jen]

"Abba Zabba, you're my only friend" - Dave Chappell in 'Half Baked':smile2:

[Kim L.]

:cool2: THE MAGNIFICAT - ST.LUKE 1:46-55


My soul rejoices...

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

It must be a quote in Hearts, Kim, my father used to use it a lot way back, in the half full sense.

Two from BBC's excellent documentary (3 hour!) called California Rock - From the Byrds to the Eagles -

'Don't confront me with my failures, I have not forgotten them' - Jackson Browne

'The beautiful marriage of music and literatures that seems to happen around acoustic guitars' - J. D. Souther

Long days and pleasant nights

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

'Life is just a dream, just a dream, just a dream!!!'

REM - 'Losing my Religion'.

Long days and pleasant nights

[udontlooklykacarny]

Women are like the police; they can have all the evidence in the world but they STILL want a CONFESSION!-Chris Rock

[Sai Jen]

"I have no special talents, I am only passionately curious". - Albert Einstein

[Victoria]

"Be brave. Be true. Stand." - Bill Denborough, IT

[Kim L.]

Hi,

It must be a quote in Hearts, Kim, my father used to use it a lot way back, in the half full sense.



Long days and pleasant nights


You're right, John, it probably is a quote, because Bobby's mother was fond of quotes (Shoulder to the wheel, nose to the grindstone etc.).

From my new home desk calendar: "Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?" (Henry Finck)

[Cola]

Women are like the police; they can have all the evidence in the world but they STILL want a CONFESSION!-Chris Rock

:rofl:

[Sunshine13]

A smile is a most powerful thing.

[Firetalion]

Audit the IRS

A bumper sticker I just saw that made me smile.

[Sai Jen]

" I don't consider myself outside of anything. I just consider myself not around." - Bob Dylan (1966)

[Cola]

'As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot' - John Lennon :love:

[Terry B]

"We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by."

Will Rogers

[bookworm101]

Lord, please let me be the person my dog thinks I am.

[udontlooklykacarny]

"Your name is dumb bitch too? Well,that explains why I've been getting all your mail. There must be a lot of us dumb bitches here in New York"- The truth about cats and dogs.
I just love the way she nailed that guy!
Carny

[SusanNorton]

"A clean house is the sign of a broken computer."

[Firetalion]

"you're not even as hot as my third shifters!" -- a comment from some woman at the bar, that was trying to defend the 250lb Shim... ("Dennis" by day, "Denise" by night!) that likes to camp at the town bars... This woman was quickly dubbed, "The Supermodel", because of how she was saying my friends and I weren't even man enough for the shim in question...

And keep in mind this is in a backwater town in Maine. We don't usually see Shims.

[Cola]

"A clean house is the sign of a broken computer."

:rofl:

[EXISTESS]

Jules from Pulp Fiction:


"Now that's a tasty burger! (and other stuff, then he says:) May I have a sip of your tasty beverage to wash it down?"

Just before he blows the guys head off for saying "WHAT?" one too many times.
What? :eek2:
:devil:
Ex

[Firetalion]

Have you seen SuperBad?

That was me to the cop last night.

Damn I'm glad his supervisor was there... :biggrin2:

[mairzy]

"If you can't say something good about someone, come and sit by me."
-Alice Roosevelt Longworth

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

Firetallion posted this on the old board and I believe it's one of the truest things I've ever heard, so I think it bears repetition -

'The greatest thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother'.

Long days and pleasant nights

[Cola]

Hi,

Firetallion posted this on the old board and I believe it's one of the truest things I've ever heard, so I think it bears repetition -

'The greatest thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother'.

Long days and pleasant nights

I remember this - it touched me :)

[cleon02]

Random Lovecraft quotes:
In London there is a man who screams when the church bells ring.

H.P. Lovecraft

"The Descendant"

Men of broader intellect know that there is no sharp distinction betwixt the real and the unreal...

H.P. Lovecraft

"The Tomb"

Ocean is more ancient than the mountains, and freighted with the memories and the dreams of Time.

H.P. Lovecraft

"The White Ship"

"That is not dead which can eternal lie / And with strange aeons even death may die."

H.P. Lovecraft

Quoting the Necronomicon, in "The Nameless City"

Unhappy is he to whom the memories of childhood bring only fear and sadness.

H.P. Lovecraft

"The Outsider"

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

H.P. Lovecraft

"The Call of Cthulhu"

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

H.P. Lovecraft

"The Call of Cthulhu"

The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

H.P. Lovecraft

"The Call of Cthulhu"


My favorites are those from Call of Cthulhu. God, the man was a genius!

[Kim L.]

"There's a train leaving nightly called When all is said and done"
Keep Me in Your Heart
Warren Zevon

[EXISTESS]

Have you seen SuperBad?

That was me to the cop last night.

Damn I'm glad his supervisor was there... :biggrin2:
WHAT??? :biggrin2:
LOL Joey, sweetie-darling, you should only be talking to cops if you need directions! :wink2:
:devil:
Ex

[motherwolf]

:cool2:..." So you think you gonna take her away! With your money and your cocaine..........Shes gonna listen to her heart, it's gonna tell her what to do! She might need alot of lovin'! But she Don't need you!".....TOM PETTY [and Smokin'Joe, (to ALL his friends) years ago!]:love:

[motherwolf]

:cool2:
Random Lovecraft quotes:
In London there is a man who screams when the church bells ring.

H.P. Lovecraft

"The Descendant"

Men of broader intellect know that there is no sharp distinction betwixt the real and the unreal...

H.P. Lovecraft

"The Tomb"

Ocean is more ancient than the mountains, and freighted with the memories and the dreams of Time.

H.P. Lovecraft

"The White Ship"

"That is not dead which can eternal lie / And with strange aeons even death may die."

H.P. Lovecraft

Quoting the Necronomicon, in "The Nameless City"

Unhappy is he to whom the memories of childhood bring only fear and sadness.

H.P. Lovecraft

"The Outsider"

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

H.P. Lovecraft

"The Call of Cthulhu"

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

H.P. Lovecraft

"The Call of Cthulhu"

The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

H.P. Lovecraft

"The Call of Cthulhu"


My favorites are those from Call of Cthulhu. God, the man was a genius! Great quotes Cleon!

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

'Alcohol was invented so the Scots and the Irish didn't rule the world'.

Anon.

Long days and pleasant nights

[Cola]

Hi,

'Alcohol was invented so the Scots and the Irish didn't rule the world'.

Anon.

Long days and pleasant nights

:rofl:

:rofl:

Do we argee ? - :love:

[motherwolf]

:cool2:
I remember this - it touched me :) That is a good one! Especially in this day and age! Glad it got brought here so I could see it!:smile2:

[Kim L.]

:cool2:..." So you think you gonna take her away! With your money and your cocaine..........Shes gonna listen to her heart, it's gonna tell her what to do! She might need alot of lovin'! But she Don't need you!".....TOM PETTY [and Smokin'Joe, (to ALL his friends) years ago!]:love:

Yess!!

[Kim L.]

You can't have the peaks without the valleys.
My grandmother used to say this and as I've gotten older, I appreciate it more.

[motherwolf]

:cool2::smile2:
Yess!!


My soul rejoices... Hi Kim! Got a blanket for ya back at the Cantina! The " SALVE REGINA"! (Got to learn how to use that spoiler thing!)

[Moderator]

:cool2::smile2:

Hi Kim! Got a blanket for ya back at the Cantina! The " SALVE REGINA"! (Got to learn how to use that spoiler thing!)


You need to be in the Go Advanced mode. Type the words you want in the Spoiler, highlight them with your cursor, and then click the red/white button on the editing bar--about 3/4 of the way to the right between the # and W.

[PatInTheHat]

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Oh Way Cool!:cool:

[motherwolf]

:cool2::smile2: Thankee Ms.Mod!!! O' diligent wrangler/ shepherd!

[Jo Noonan]

"When Sears invents a vacuum cleaner you can ride around on, I'll start vacuuming." - Roseanne (it might not be exactly this, a paraphrase, but close.)

"Real cooks don't use recipes, we cook from the heart." - Marie Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond.)

"There are some days when I myself think that I'm over-rated...but not today." - Meryl Streep.

"Everything I sing, I mean." - John Lennon.

"Whether you think you can or think you can't, either way, you're right." - Henry Ford.

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill.

"Never give up." - Winston Churchill.

(When asked what do you think when you see yourself in the mirror every morning or something like that): "I don't have that problem, darling, I never wake up until the afternoon." - Rita Hayworth.

"May you live to be 100, and may the last voice you hear be mine." - Frank Sinatra.

[Hannah]

"Only 1,326 work related accidents this month. Keep up the good work!"

"You are who you eat"

"Mudokons entering this door will be slaughtered and packaged as disgusting yet yummy novelty meat products"

"Wanted: Modokon Fleech Flusher. No experience necessary"

"Scrab cakes..mm..they'll cost ya an arm and a leg!"
(that was also said by the Slig at the M.O.M.) [magog on the mosh, the live propaganda news station]

"Arms not good enough? Buy a new pair ya idiot!"




"A little hard work never killed anyone important"


These all went by in the ticker tape neon signs in the background of the original Oddworld game...

I loved that game!!!

[Kim L.]

:cool2::smile2:

Hi Kim! Got a blanket for ya back at the Cantina! The " SALVE REGINA"!
Salve Regina:
Salve Regina coelitum, O Maria!
Sors unica terrigenum, O Maria!

Jubilate, Cherubim,
Exsultate, Seraphim!
Consonante perpetim:
Salve, Salve, Salve Regina.

Mater misericordiae, O Maria!
Dulcis parens clementiae, O Maria!

Jubilate, Cherubim,
Exsultate, Seraphim!
Consonante perpetim:
Salve, Salve, Salve Regina.

[motherwolf]

:cool2::eyebrow:
"We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by."

Will Rogers:biggrin2:........" hell, someones got to sit on the curb, laugh and throw beer cans at them!.....".... MOTHERWOLF :down: ( oh, thats not funny! Bad wolf! Bad Girl! ) P.W.I.:rofl:

[Cola]

"May you live to be 100, and may the last voice you hear be mine." - Frank Sinatra.

:love:

[Gwenivere]

Not all who wander are lost.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

[Spideyman]

Times fun when you're having flies....... Kermit the Frog

[Firetalion]

"Thunder is good, thunder is
impressive, but it's the lightning
that does the work."
-Mark Twain

I like my flattery plausible.
-Arethusa

Don't belittle yourself. If it
truly needs doing, let someone
else do it. There'll be no
shortage of volunteers.
-Lady Sally


and I always liked this one, instead of the the "revenge is a dish..." quote...

Vengeance is
counterproductive.
not to mention the fact that it
gets your soul all sticky.
--Lady Sally

(but don't get me wrong, I won't allow posion ivy around my house!)

Oh, and on the quote, "Behind every great man, is a great woman..."

Of course! For what other reason would a man have to accomplish greatness?

[bookworm101]

( can I watch lost in space? ) if your happy I'm happy

( if I'm tattling on someone ) woo woo woo Tell it on the corner

( Grandpa, can I ____ ) ask your mammy

( neighbors mad ) I don't give a rats ass

( why ain't Grandpa going to Church?) don't do as I do, do as I say.

( before I open the fridge ) did you wash your hands?

Author= My Grandpa. I miss him terribly :love:

[motherwolf]

:cool2::laugh:
Salve Regina:
Salve Regina coelitum, O Maria!
Sors unica terrigenum, O Maria!

Jubilate, Cherubim,
Exsultate, Seraphim!
Consonante perpetim:
Salve, Salve, Salve Regina.

Mater misericordiae, O Maria!
Dulcis parens clementiae, O Maria!

Jubilate, Cherubim,
Exsultate, Seraphim!
Consonante perpetim:
Salve, Salve, Salve Regina. My soul rejoices!!!...........

[Bluestocking]

"We know what we are, but not what we may be."~Shakespeare

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."~Albert Einstein

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."~Friedrich Nietzsche

"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live."~Oscar Wilde

"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."~Oscar Wilde

"I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs"~Stephen King

"No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want, need to be with. People who build their houses in your heart"~Stephen King

"Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts."~Charles Dickens

"There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast."~Charles Dickens

[Anni M]

"Thunder is good, thunder is
impressive, but it's the lightning
that does the work."
-Mark Twain

I like my flattery plausible.
-Arethusa

Don't belittle yourself. If it
truly needs doing, let someone
else do it. There'll be no
shortage of volunteers.
-Lady Sally


and I always liked this one, instead of the the "revenge is a dish..." quote...

Vengeance is
counterproductive.
not to mention the fact that it
gets your soul all sticky.
--Lady Sally

(but don't get me wrong, I won't allow posion ivy around my house!)

Oh, and on the quote, "Behind every great man, is a great woman..."

Of course! For what other reason would a man have to accomplish greatness?

Who on earth is Lady Sally? Do you mean Lady Black Sally? :oops:

[motherwolf]

:cool2:
Not all who wander are lost.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. "Yes, many wanderers are just happy and curious, or are just curious and looking for happiness." ( it is to be found here!) and " Revenge is for the cold hearted". Hi, Gwenivere!!! Good to see you again!!! (Sorry for buggering up your timeless quotes!):smile2:

[Tery]

The worst tempered people I've ever met are people who know they are wrong. - Wilson Mizner

It requires a great deal of inexperience to be beyond the reach of anxiety. - Anonymous

The greater the ignorance, the greater the dogmatism. - Wm. Ossler

When people are least sure, they are most often dogmatic - J.K. Galbraith

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should remain there. - Clare Booth Luce

Any fool can criticize... and many of them do. - Anonymous

If you can remember the 70's, you weren't there.

If sunbeams were a weapon of war, we'd have had solar energy long ago. - George Porter

Friends are God's apology for relations. - Hugh Kingsmill

The safest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

[Firetalion]

One day A woman I was having a conversation with brought up the concept of "Warrior Spirits". She explained it was the pinnacle of what humans can reach spiritually, and it's what every ascended master has as a base.

-- M Warrior Spirit? Mmmm. Oh, I have one of those...

-- H You can't! You wouldn't be here if you did, they aren't of this plain anymore, and they aren't something you can pick to be...

-- M Well, where do they go then? They gotta go somewhere?

And besides, time is just a form of increasing repetition. Like, a bunch of cups that all get bigger by the drops or rain filling them over a storm. It's not _exactly_ just evolution... And I see no way for the the energies of the universe and the battles of the ones who are the holders of those energies to go on forever without reincarnation, and a good rescrambling of our backgrounds and our histories and positions with no inherent memory other than instincts, and love.

Eh, maybe love is just an instinct. Maybe that's how we are 'picked'. (And this was to the woman that was only interested in flirting if we were using the high speech to do it with. =o)

[Firetalion]

...and from behind him, the boy called to him from too far into the abyss... "Go then! There are other worlds than these!" -- Jake Chambers

Mighta paraphraised. I used to know it... Oh, and this one...

"Come down and eat chicken with me beautiful", it whispered in a cracked and dying voice, "It's so dark!" - the thing under the stairs of Stu's Hospital in 'The Stand'

I always pictured him saying it like, "it's sooo dark", kinda matching the spoken length of the word 'so' to the word 'dark'. The quote itself is pure Genius!

[MadamMack]

Times fun when you're having flies....... Kermit the Frog


:laugh:

[EXISTESS]

...and from behind him, the boy called to him from too far into the abyss... "Go then! There are other worlds than these!" -- Jake Chambers

Mighta paraphraised. I used to know it... Oh, and this one...

"Come down and eat chicken with me beautiful", it whispered in a cracked and dying voice, "It's so dark!" - the thing under the stairs of Stu's Hospital in 'The Stand'

I always pictured him saying it like, "it's sooo dark", kinda matching the spoken length of the word 'so' to the word 'dark'. The quote itself is pure Genius!

"How's yuh cat, Louis?" Jud Crandall.
"It's not my cat; it's Ellie's cat." Louis.
"Tis your cat now..." Jud.
:devil:
Ex

[EXISTESS]

More Jules Winnfield:

"There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded **** to say to a mother****er before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd"
:devil:
Ex

[quizkidd777]

ou will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

[Angrybeaver]

Super quote from Joe Hills 20th century ghost short story..."...Alec takes a call from steven's personal assistant, a cheerful, efficient sounding woman named Marcia" never heard the name Marcia before, although it does ring a bell... almost as if there's a hidden meaning there :biggrin2:
Craig :P


Too bad she doesn't know how to spell it right. :smile2:

[motherwolf]

:cool2: "Let's Blaze!........" - CHISSI ('Rat', Creek/Seminole friend) "Let's get the hell out of Dodge!....." - Smokin'Joe

[Cola]

'Why does it always rain on me' Travis! :D

[motherwolf]

:cool2::biggrin2:
Super quote from Joe Hills 20th century ghost short story..."...Alec takes a call from steven's personal assistant, a cheerful, efficient sounding woman named Marcia" never heard the name Marcia before, although it does ring a bell... almost as if there's a hidden meaning there :biggrin2:
Craig :P


Too bad she doesn't know how to spell it right. :smile2:

Oh, that is TOO Cool!!! Thanks for bringing that Craig! I'm going to look forward to finding that when I finally obtain and read that book!!!

[motherwolf]

:cool2: " Not a sparrow falls from the sky, that He does not know it! Every hair on your head has been counted....."............

[Firetalion]

Hey man, is that freedom rock?

Well, TURN IT UP MAN!

late 80's television commercial...

[motherwolf]

:cool2: For Bookworm!!!!!: Glad you brought your Grandpa to us, Book!!! Grandpa's are the best arn't they! My Grandad: " That woman(my Gran) gets down on her hands and knees to me! And says,' Come out from underneath that refridgerator, you Son of a Bitch!!!!!" then Gran would say: "BILL!!!!" It's not as bad as it sounds, it was all in fun! And you see I did not lick my 'Recreational Profanity' from a stone, I came by it honestly! I sure miss my Grandad too.

[Kim L.]

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

[Shannow]

'We Deal In Lead, Friend' - McQueen Magnificent 7

[kennedy]

I can resist anything but temptation
Oscar wilde.
The brain is a wonderfull organ,it starts moment you get up and doesn't stop till you get in the office .
Robert frost.

[motherwolf]

:cool2:
( can I watch lost in space? ) if your happy I'm happy

( if I'm tattling on someone ) woo woo woo Tell it on the corner

( Grandpa, can I ____ ) ask your mammy

( neighbors mad ) I don't give a rats ass

( why ain't Grandpa going to Church?) don't do as I do, do as I say.

( before I open the fridge ) did you wash your hands?

Author= My Grandpa. I miss him terribly :love:


I can resist anything but temptation
Oscar wilde.
The brain is a wonderfull organ,it starts moment you get up and doesn't stop till you get in the office .
Robert frost. Glad you brought the Robert Frost, hadn't seen it before! The Wilde quote I know and love, and liked it's more recent use in the movie ' Crazy in Alabama'!!! I like Oscars....." One day you and I will commit a grat folly!"......... to Lily Langtree, and he was not talking about their commiting a great folly together. They did. And he foretold true! (I need to get out of this thread! It seems that every time I get really interested in one, it ends up withering and dying!)

[Jo Noonan]

'Why does it always rain on me' Travis! :D

Oh I loved that song Cola! I should download it.

Why does it always rain on me
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?

[Dr. Fudd]

My signiture phrase is, "Make me one with everything." A Zen master ordering a hotdog

[Firetalion]

"Oh, I'll take care of Tyler..."

-- right before Jack signed up for _every_ fight

[bookworm101]

:cool2: For Bookworm!!!!!: Glad you brought your Grandpa to us, Book!!! Grandpa's are the best arn't they! My Grandad: " That woman(my Gran) gets down on her hands and knees to me! And says,' Come out from underneath that refridgerator, you Son of a Bitch!!!!!" then Gran would say: "BILL!!!!" It's not as bad as it sounds, it was all in fun! And you see I did not lick my 'Recreational Profanity' from a stone, I came by it honestly! I sure miss my Grandad too.


Grandpa's are great, mine taught me how to grow tomatoes, peppers and cabbage. He also taught me how to cowboy roll your own cigarettes which made me popular in high school LOL. I learned how to cook from him, he was the cook on a battle ship during WWII. I make the best cornbread in a cast iron skillet and pinto beans the whole family always ask for a family get together. He taught me many things that I carry with me to this day and I miss him.

[bookworm101]

get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. Planet of the Apes.

[Angrybeaver]

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :)

[Jo Noonan]

"She's frequently kind & she's suddenly cool. She can do as she pleases - she's nobody's fool." - Billy Joel.

[motherwolf]

:cool2::down::biggrin2:
Grandpa's are great, mine taught me how to grow tomatoes, peppers and cabbage. He also taught me how to cowboy roll your own cigarettes which made me popular in high school LOL. I learned how to cook from him, he was the cook on a battle ship during WWII. I make the best cornbread in a cast iron skillet and pinto beans the whole family always ask for a family get together. He taught me many things that I carry with me to this day and I miss him.Book!I howl for Thee and your Grandpa! Cry Pardon Sai Bookworm! I shouldn't have sullied your post and his memory with my coarse humor!!! I learned an a lot from my Grandad in the short time I had him too!:blush::smile2:

[Firetalion]

This (i'm sure) is totally a paraphrase, but... I laughed so hard when I heard it...

From the book, 'Red Dwarf - Infinity welcomes Careful Drivers'

"Since Rimmer had died as a virgin, he had actually spent more time puking than making love..."

:biggrin2:

[bookworm101]

:cool2::down::biggrin2:Book!I howl for Thee and your Grandpa! Cry Pardon Sai Bookworm! I shouldn't have sullied your post and his memory with my coarse humor!!! I learned an a lot from my Grandad in the short time I had him too!:blush::smile2:



No apology needed Motherwolf, your post was funny. I learned a few colorful words from my Grandpa as well, he WAS a sailor LOL no offense taken at all.

[motherwolf]

:cool2:
This (i'm sure) is totally a paraphrase, but... I laughed so hard when I heard it...

From the book, 'Red Dwarf - Infinity welcomes Careful Drivers'

"Since Rimmer had died as a virgin, he had actually spent more time puking than making love..."

:biggrin2: " Here little fishy,fishy,fishy!....I'm going to eat you! - CAT (from RedDwarf! grinning down into the fishbowl, at Lister's robot goldfish!):biggrin2:

[motherwolf]

:cool2: " You need to keep an eye on that boy 'Wolf" - LLOYD ( Tall Buffalo)

[Jo Noonan]

Some more Billy Joel quotes:

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun."

"How about a pair of pink sidewinders & a bright orange pair of pants?" (I wear these...the orange pants, not the sidewinders.)

"Even if it's old junk, it's still rock & roll to me."

"Some love is just a lie of the heart..."

[MadamMack]

get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. Planet of the Apes.


When I think of the Planet of the Apes, that line always come to mind. And part of the Statue of Liberty lying on the beach.

[Patricia A]

Kryton trying to break programming, Red Dwarf;
SMeee smi smmmeeee smg smegg smmeeee semmeeegggh SMEG HEAD!

[JohnDalglish]

"Even if it's old junk, it's still rock & roll to me."

Hi,

One of my favourite lines - all of my generation in the music business love that song, as we condider that's what we play.

It's only the parasitic music industry that like genres and sub-genres of music, but it's all rock'n'roll to us.

Thankee for that one.

Long days and pleasant nights

[Firetalion]

http://www.animatedbliss.com/FORUM/uploads/joshualane/79B_orel.jpg

"God hates waste Orel. Why do you think he doesn't throw Satan away?"


From an episode of Moral Orel

[MonicaDennison55]

I think my Favorite quotes are

"We want the world and we want it now..!"
By no other than The Lizard King

"I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries. It alone protects me against that utterly self-controlled, masterful tyrant whom I also harbor and who would rob me of human aliveness, humility, and dignity but for my fool."
Theodore I. Rubin

and

"Never regret anything you do, because at one point before you had wanted to do it."

[maidenbutterfly]

http://www.animatedbliss.com/FORUM/uploads/joshualane/79B_orel.jpg

"God hates waste Orel. Why do you think he doesn't throw Satan away?"


From an episode of Moral Orel

OMG Morel Orel!!! Love that show!

[La Belladonna]

"The wallpaper is killing me; one of us has to go" - the last words of Oscar Wilde

[MadamMack]

In honor of MLK day my quote for today is:

I Have A Dream.

If you've never heard the speech or read it I ask that you do.

Thank you,

Charlotte

[Anni M]

No apology needed Motherwolf, your post was funny. I learned a few colorful words from my Grandpa as well, he WAS a sailor LOL no offense taken at all.
OMG, Motherwolf and BeeDubbleYa, my Papa was a sailin man too. And he sure didn't mind cussing around me one bit... :grinning:

[PLx81]

"I did not inhale" and greatest of all "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
the immortal Bill Clinton, you got to love him

[Cola]

'Do you still remember how it used to be....?'

[Cola]

Spice Girls I believe :eek:

[Andrew.Kempster]

"Why don't you s**t in your hat and wear it backwards, Bruce?"

Dreamcatcher. That one had me blowing tea out of my nose!

[Firetalion]

Kryton trying to break programming, Red Dwarf;
SMeee smi smmmeeee smg smegg smmeeee semmeeegggh SMEG HEAD!

They're all dead dave. Dave, they're all dead. All dead they are Dave. Dave dead all they are. Dead dave they all are....

Remember that part? Holly was trying everything he could to get through to Lister that everybody on the Red Dwarf was dead, and Dave's head wasn't regestering it, so Holly went through EVERY combination of those five words...

All they are Dave dead...

LOL

[Commando]

"Yes, you squashed cabbage leaf, you disgrace to the noble architecture of these columns, you incarnate insult to the English lanuage." -Henry Higgins, in Pygmalion by Bernard Shaw. Not particularly deep or anything, like some of the quotes on here, but still one of my favourites from Pygmalion. the other being:
Pickering: "Are you a man of good humour where women are concerned?"
Higgins: "Have you ever met a man of good humour where women are concerned?"

Though they're just off the top of my head, so not exact words. :biggrin2:

[motherwolf]

:cool2::oh::smile2:"....Good Morning my boo-ti-ful Mama!...it's me! your boo-ti-ful 'ittle pink Monnnkey,Monnnnkey, MONNN-KEH!!!!"......- CUBJAX ( this past Sun. morning, when he woke me up with a little boy kiss! I know he has got to " move on", and I know I've got to let him! And I WILL! But sometimes I sure don't want him to grow up!

[bookworm101]

OMG, Motherwolf and BeeDubbleYa, my Papa was a sailin man too. And he sure didn't mind cussing around me one bit... :grinning:



well you never know when a Lady might need a few colorful words to get her point across. cussin' like a sailor has come in handy for me on occasion. LOL

[bookworm101]

When I think of the Planet of the Apes, that line always come to mind. And part of the Statue of Liberty lying on the beach.

people laugh at that movie, but I like it. The Statue of Liberty blew my mind away.

[Anni M]

well you never know when a Lady might need a few colorful words to get her point across. cussin' like a sailor has come in handy for me on occasion. LOL
****in right
:rofl:

[Anni M]

people laugh at that movie, but I like it. The Statue of Liberty blew my mind away.
Yup! The last half hour of the film held me captive... :eek2:

[poisonbat]

"Old age is an island surrounded by death" SK Insomnia!

[Patricia A]

They're all dead dave. Dave, they're all dead. All dead they are Dave. Dave dead all they are. Dead dave they all are....

Remember that part? Holly was trying everything he could to get through to Lister that everybody on the Red Dwarf was dead, and Dave's head wasn't regestering it, so Holly went through EVERY combination of those five words...

All they are Dave dead...

LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STen5rnqkuI
I absolutely love Red Dwarf. This is a link to some of their smeg ups.

[Jo Noonan]

Some Black Crowes quotes...

"I'm young and don't like getting older."

"You can lead a horse to water, but faith is another matter."

"It's hard to make up your mind, sometimes."

[dragonangel]

"Define irony- A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Cannot remember his name but its the cannibal off of Con Air. Love that quote.

[TBlack]

"Define irony- A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Cannot remember his name but its the cannibal off of Con Air. Love that quote.
Steve Bushemi(sp?)
"Ultimate Creepy Guy"!!!!!

[motherwolf]

:cool2:
"Define irony- A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Cannot remember his name but its the cannibal off of Con Air. Love that quote. Steve Buscemi!!! Love that movie! Love that quote! Love Steve B.!!!!

[Gwenivere]

:cool2: Steve Buscemi!!! Love that movie! Love that quote! Love Steve B.!!!!

"He's got the whole world in His hands"

[Gwenivere]

A few harmless flakes working together can cause an avalance of destruction.

Anyone who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog.

[rlg]

I do not have a racist bone in my body, I hate everybody equally.

By Robert

[dragonangel]

I do not have a racist bone in my body, I hate everybody equally.

By Robert

LOL my husband Robert says that all the time! Hehe :laugh:

[dragonangel]

My husband is also fond of saying

"Ya give 'em books and give 'em books, and all they do is eat the f***ing pages!" :eek2:

[motherwolf]

:cool2::biggrin2: "Nature always weeds out the idiots!" - Smokin'Joe (whenever someone meets disaster by stupid misadventure!)

[Kim L.]

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
--Dorothy Parker

[Anni M]

Hi,

'Any beer in the fridge after the store has closed is very good beer'.

Pet Semetary 1988

Long days and pleasant nights

I was still drinking when I read that and promptly agreed! DAMN good beer! :biggrin2:

[Jula]

"it is choice not chance that determines your destiny and if you don't make a choice..it'll make itself!"http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8169/thecoloredcowboy0000001mz5.jpg

[Cowboy]

"You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..." -Clint Eastwood as the man with no name

[motherwolf]

:cool2::down::oh: Sigh.......... Been watching the news again. So for all the strife and suffering in the world, here is St. Michael the Archangels Prayer! (Warrior Angel, Warrior Saint!): " St. Michael the Archangel! Defend us in battle! Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the Devil! May God rebuke him, we humbly pray! And do Thou, O' Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits! Who prowl about the world! Seeking the ruin of Souls! Amen.:smile2:

[Kim L.]

:cool2::down::oh: Sigh.......... Been watching the news again. So for all the strife and suffering in the world, here is St. Michael the Archangels Prayer! (Warrior Angel, Warrior Saint!): " St. Michael the Archangel! Defend us in battle! Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the Devil! May God rebuke him, we humbly pray! And do Thou, O' Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits! Who prowl about the world! Seeking the ruin of Souls! Amen.:smile2:

Amen! :love:

[Firetalion]

Hmmm... And I was just comming in here to post quotes direct from the mouth of Lucifer. To kind of show how badly he is an insult to everything, even himself... =)

"Well, who cares about you." -- Lucifer speaking to Uriel the day after she went home with me.

Hehe. The only religion I used to really have, was that heaven only real in the form of reincarnation. Death was obviously just a cog in the wheel of time, something that every living creature will need to face in the end. Reincarnation is kind of clear, when you look at the strength of the loved ones in your life, and the way meetings are never just left to chance. I also believed in magic like a child would, knowing there was always more than we allowed ourselves to see around every corner. Magic is as simple as picking up a penny for luck, or wishing a blessing to a loved one on a star in the early evening. That can be real, just because you believe it is, and there is nothing blocking that type of magic from happening.

One day I started really hearing the old songs, and hearing the things people said that didn't exactly fit in to this world, or the way we naturally use our voices for deeper meanings than even intended. So don't be afraid if I toss the term 'heaven' around a bit, as there's obviously something there.

Michael throws Lucifer around like a rag-doll, putting him exactly where someone stronger will know just what to do with him. Michael knows the heart and mind of God, as he does the will of God. Whenever you need strength, you can call upon him, and he will help you face your challenge.

And as far as it goes sir, don't you hear more of a 'Caterwauling of Cthulhu'?

[Cola]

Amen!!!

[Spideyman]

:cool2::down::oh: Sigh.......... Been watching the news again. So for all the strife and suffering in the world, here is St. Michael the Archangels Prayer! (Warrior Angel, Warrior Saint!): " St. Michael the Archangel! Defend us in battle! Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the Devil! May God rebuke him, we humbly pray! And do Thou, O' Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits! Who prowl about the world! Seeking the ruin of Souls! Amen.:smile2:



AMEN

[motherwolf]

:cool2::biggrin2:
Hmmm... And I was just comming in here to post quotes direct from the mouth of Lucifer. To kind of show how badly he is an insult to everything, even himself... =)

"Well, who cares about you." -- Lucifer speaking to Uriel the day after she went home with me.

Hehe. The only religion I used to really have, was that heaven only real in the form of reincarnation. Death was obviously just a cog in the wheel of time, something that every living creature will need to face in the end. Reincarnation is kind of clear, when you look at the strength of the loved ones in your life, and the way meetings are never just left to chance. I also believed in magic like a child would, knowing there was always more than we allowed ourselves to see around every corner. Magic is as simple as picking up a penny for luck, or wishing a blessing to a loved one on a star in the early evening. That can be real, just because you believe it is, and there is nothing blocking that type of magic from happening.

One day I started really hearing the old songs, and hearing the things people said that didn't exactly fit in to this world, or the way we naturally use our voices for deeper meanings than even intended. So don't be afraid if I toss the term 'heaven' around a bit, as there's obviously something there.

Michael throws Lucifer around like a rag-doll, putting him exactly where someone stronger will know just what to do with him. Michael knows the heart and mind of God, as he does the will of God. Whenever you need strength, you can call upon him, and he will help you face your challenge.

And as far as it goes sir, don't you hear more of a 'Caterwauling of Cthulhu'? AAhhhh! Firetalion! There you are! Our shing ray of wonderful black light!!!!! ( I will never get tired of saying that! And I will never get tired of you and your posts!!!!!)

[Patricia A]

One of my all time favorite Bushisms. :biggrin2:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me, um... — you can't get fooled again." — George W. Bush - Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

[Gwenivere]

The Battle of Termopylae resulted with Xerces and the emense Persian Army invading the defending King Leoniada of Sparta and his fierce well trained Spartans of few that held them off. It has become a symbol of courage against overwheming odds. Better known most recently as the plot of the movie 300.

Xerces asks Leoniada to join him by offering the kingship of all Greece. Leoniadas answers:

"If you had any knowledge of the nobel things of life, you would refrain from coveting other's possesions; but for me to die for Greece is better that to be the sole ruler over the people of my race."

Then Xerces asks Leoniada more forcefully to surrender arms. To this Leonidas gave his noted answer:

"Come and get them."

[Firetalion]

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG

Quote from the level of 'Marble Madness' called, Silly Race, in which gravity is backwards, you can smush your old enemies instead of them smushing you...

Hehe, I had to play it up to that level just to make sure the quote would be right. =0]

[Cowboy]

The Battle of Termopylae resulted with Xerces and the emense Persian Army invading the defending King Leoniada of Sparta and his fierce well trained Spartans of few that held them off. It has become a symbol of courage against overwheming odds. Better known most recently as the plot of the movie 300.

Xerces asks Leoniada to join him by offering the kingship of all Greece. Leoniadas answers:

"If you had any knowledge of the nobel things of life, you would refrain from coveting other's possesions; but for me to die for Greece is better that to be the sole ruler over the people of my race."

Then Xerces asks Leoniada more forcefully to surrender arms. To this Leonidas gave his noted answer:

"Come and get them."

Loved this quote!

[StokerManBramX]

"Humanity is the greatest flaw of them all." Me, until I hear someone else said it first.

"Remember, the light at the end of the tunnel may be you. Goodnight!" Aerosmith

"My lifestyle determines my death style." Metallica

"God makes everthing right in the end." Stephen King short story I can't remember which.

"Fact isn't real." Again me, a topic to open minds to the idea of living in nothing but theories.

[Firetalion]

THAT'S MONEY!

-- What my buddies say when they fix a job in quicker time than expected.

[Firetalion]

It was his favorite drink.

** holds glass as high as it will go **

[motherwolf]

:cool2::down::oh::biggrin2: "I NEVER READ THE FACTS DAMMIT!!!" - MotherWolf

[Raven4404]

"He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger"

-Brad Paisley

[Raven4404]

"raising a teenager is like trying to staple jello to the wall"

-unknown

[Raven4404]

Vengeance is
counterproductive.
not to mention the fact that it
gets your soul all sticky.
--Lady Sally


Never heard this one....I like it a lot:biggrin2:

[La Belladonna]

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

~Abraham Lincoln

[La Belladonna]

Blind faith in your leaders or in anything will get you killed.

~Bruce Springsteen

About the quote: This was part of Springsteen's introduction to his 1985 version of Edwin Starr's song 'War.'

[motherwolf]

:cool2: " It's a kind of insult to God, when you think your sins are greater than His Mercy......" - MOTHER ANGELICA and "The Anima Christi" - ST.IGNATIUS Soul of Christ, sanctify me! Body of Christ, save me! Blood of Christ, inebriate me! Water from the Side of Christ, wash me! O Good Jesus, Hear me! Within Thy Wounds hide me! Suffer me not to be separated from Thee! From the malignant enemy defend me! In the hour of my death call me! And bid me come to Thee! That, with Thy Saints, I may praise Thee! Forever and ever! Amen!

[motherwolf]

:cool2::biggrin2: " Try Moanin' with some howlin' wolf tonight!" - MATT GROENING, "Life in hell!" Calender June 23, 1993!!! ( "Hey Cowboy!!!! I'm there Buddy!!!!")

[motherwolf]

:cool2::biggrin2: " Well, you've done well! And you'll be missed! No matter what people say about you!!!" - LITTLE MAURICE! In "Waking Ned Devine"!!!!! (:biggrin2:Loved that movie and that little man!!!!!:biggrin2:)

[Cowboy]

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)

[Vendetta]

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry

[Cowboy]

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry

lol....I love this quote!

[Vendetta]

From my movie :biggrin2:

Evey Hammond: My father was a writer. You would've liked him. He used to say that artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
V: A man after my own heart.

[La Belladonna]

Dissent is the highest form of patriotism -Howard Zinn

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them. -Niels Bohr

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. -Pablo Picasso


:smile2:

[Patricia A]

I was listening to talk radio the other day and some guy said this...

Some people wrap themselves in the flag while burning the constitution
and others wrap themselves in the constitution while burning the flag.

That just impressed me as a really astute commentary.

[garykingfan]

NEVER HAVE SO MANY (stephen king fans) OWED SO MUCH (good advice and tlc) TO SO FEW (message board moderators)

Might have got this one a bit wrong but hey, its the thought that counts hahaha:rofl:

[Moderator]

:smile2:

[Cowboy]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t218/cowboybum/nicholson20joker20bn3.jpg
"Don't rub another mans rhubarb" -Joker

[Cowboy]

Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come.
-Julius Caesar

[Kim L.]

oh i should worry and fret
death and i will coquette
there s a dance in the old dame yet
toujours gai toujours gai

"the song of mehitable"
from archy and mehitable
Don Marquis

[Victoria]

"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the
dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity:
but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act
their dream with open eyes, to make it possible."

T E Lawrence from the Seven Pillars of Wisdom

[The Raven]

Without silence there is no music
-Poets of the fall

[Kim L.]

oh i should worry and fret
death and i will coquette
there s a dance in the old dame yet
toujours gai toujours gai

"the song of mehitable"
from archy and mehitable
Don Marquis

that would be mehitabel not mehitable :blush:

[JohnDalglish]

oh i should worry and fret
death and i will coquette
there s a dance in the old dame yet
toujours gai toujours gai

"the song of mehitable"
from archy and mehitable
Don Marquis

Hi,

Thankee for quoting that, Kim; I haven't read Don Marquis for years (on the list now tho').

If you haven't read them they are poem/stories written by a cat (mehitabel) and a cockroach (archy) all written in lower case in a combined effort on a typewriter, and are very funny and insightful at the same time.

Much recommended - 'wotthehell, archy, wotthehell'

Don Marquis

Long days and pleasant nights

[Cowboy]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t218/cowboybum/drsuess.jpg

[JohnK]

"Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?"

--The Sundance Kid

[Bushidogurl]

Please don't speak...it would spoil the illusion I have that makes you intelligent...-.-

-Me

[Kim L.]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
From Jaws, in memory of Roy Schneider

[Charms7]

"Americans will put up with anything as long as it doesn't block traffic."
~Dan Rather

[arista]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t218/cowboybum/drsuess.jpg

Oh I like this one.

[Spideyman]

"It is not how much you do, but how much love you put in the doing."

[garykingfan]

"thats about the finest smell in the world scept maybe for pu55y."

Roland D LeBay 'christine'
and..........

me walked walking past McDonalds when theyre cooking pancakes.

[Cowboy]

All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.

-Robert Montgomery Knight

[Tery]

Music is the pen of the soul.

[killyerdarlings]

--"Sometimes being a bitch is the only thing a woman has to hold on to." --Kathy Bates in Dolores Claiborne

I have a female relative who quotes this line a LOT.

--"Hating people only hurts yourself. Those you hate usually either don't know you hate them, or don't care. So all the bad stays with you."--my grandmother

[Calisto]

Behind every great woman .. there is a lot of coffee

[Miss Hollywood]

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Patricia A]

History repeats it's self because nobody listens the first time.

(I couldn't find the author of this saying :dunno: but I like it)

[rjt65]

One of my favorites, which I use in my work email signature.

"Things which matter most should never be at the mercy of things which matter least" - Goethe

[BRUMMIEYID]

One very close to my heart

Audere-est-facere.(latin) TO DARE IS TO DO.

[Jo Noonan]

"It doesn't work out if you don't work at it." -- Paul McCartney.

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go'

Oscar Wilde (1854-1903)

LOng days and pleasant nights

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.'

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Long days and pleasant nights

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

'The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder'.

Sir Alfred Hitchcock (1899-1980).

Long days and pleasant nights

[TBlack]

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our dark that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people don't feel insecure around you.We are all meant to shine as children do. Its not just in some of us; its in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsiously give other people to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. Sir I just wanna say thank you . . . You saved my life.
From the movie "Coach Carter"

[La Belladonna]

"In the end we will conserve only what we love, We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught." -B. Dioum

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

'I write to find out what I think'.

(Sai King, Afterword, The Colorado Kid).

Long days and pleasant nights

[Anni M]

"The dude abides"

(Big Lebowski)
probably put this down before...

[Jo Noonan]

"Music is the portal to the soul." - Meryl Streep.

[Spideyman]

Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art. --Maya Angelo

[mvt317]

My favourite quote would have to be "We are men of action. Lies do not become us"

The Princess Bride!! What a great movie. My kids favorite quote from that is "anybody want a peanut?"