We don't need no steenkin guns

[shipwreked]

The tele-tubbie overseers have a solution for us.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/shear_bravery_beats_guns_feds_d9BanDpupuVezePd6trY oM

The only caveat - it only works if your attacker is weilding paper, and doesn't come armed with a rock.

[GNTLGNT]

....oh screw that!...I'm smackin' em up side the punkin' with a two hole punch...


http://www.brownbagtech.com/en/usrimage/ej984220.jpg

[hossenpepper]

Tease... I thought maybe Tinky Winky had a surprise in his man purse...

Here ya go, those of you that, like me, got suckered in by this false advertising!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq2BPuR1Ruc