Emperor of These Stephen King.com Message Boards

[Nero]

At the peremptory request and desire of a large majority of the citizens of these Message Boards, I, Nero I, formerly of Other Worlds Than These, and now for the last several odd years of SK.com Message Boards,declare and proclaim myself Emperor of these SKMB and in virtue of the authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different Boards to assemble in Chattery Teeth, of this Board, on the 19th day of Sept. next, then and there to make such alterations in the existing laws of the Boards as may ameliorate the evils under which the Posters are laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and abroad, in our stability and integrity.

NERO I, Emperor of the Stephen King.com Message Boards.

(applications for staff and cabinet are currently being accepted)

[Moderator]

Party on, dude but it's going to be a lonely get-together. You do realize the Board's closed on the 19th, right? :biggrin2:

[Nero]

Party on, dude but it's going to be a lonely get-together. You do realize the Board's closed on the 19th, right? :biggrin2:

/facepalm

[Nero]

do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different Boards to assemble in Chattery Teeth, of this Board, on the 19th day of Sept.* next,






*Date and location subject to change.

[ally88]

:rofl:

Why Sire I cannot believe you have chosen to make me your Queen...oops did I let the cat out of the bag?

*PS...which personality in the attic wrote that one Nero?*

[rjt65]

I am ruler of all!!

Achmed never serves only will be served (wait a sec wife callingg --ohh kids home want this wait )

Ok I am back as I was saying

I rule all! bwahahahahahahahaha

http://image.fpsbanana.com/ico/sprays/silence_i_kill_you_.png

[Moderator]

All hail Emperor Nero, Legend in his own mind! :biggrin2:

[sam peebles]

It's official. Nero is emperor. And God help us all.

[ally88]

All hail Emperor Nero, Legend in his own mind! :biggrin2:

:rofl:

I seriously have not laughed as much today as I have at this post.
I knew it was coming up but I didn't realise quite how deranged it would be. Classic!

[JackTheRipper]

Since this is going smooth so far, I would like to brag (:p) that I gave Nero the idea by mentioning Emperor Norton I of the United States

[Nero]

:rofl:

Why Sire I cannot believe you have chosen to make me your Queen...oops did I let the cat out of the bag?

*PS...which personality in the attic wrote that one Nero?*

Worry not about which personality I use to write, dear queen, worry about which one you'll find in the royal chambers waiting to...

aaaaaaaaaaand we're gonna stop that particular thought right there.

[Nero]

Since this is going smooth so far, I would like to brag (:p) that I gave Nero the idea by mentioning Emperor Norton I of the United States

This is true, and I readily admit I didn't intend to give any credit here unless I got in trouble with Miss Mod, at which point I was prepared to blame it all on you :biggrin2:

[sknut70]

All Hail Nero the great and powerful.. I respectfully request the position of chief guard.. No evil robots, alien invaders, mind controlling trolls or others shall permeate the inner sanctum of the Emperor Nero and his Queen Ally88

[mylife4usk]

Party on, dude but it's going to be a lonely get-together. You do realize the Board's closed on the 19th, right? :biggrin2:

"Total humans, droids, if I may? Though the SKMB will be closed on Saturday, SKT is always OPEN! I hereby decree The 1st annual Royal SKT Ball in Nero The Firsts honor. This event shall commence at Noon O clock, the 19th day of Saturday in the year of our Lord Oh Nine!

ps. Since I was in SKT at the time of JackTheRipper & Nero The First's Great Emperor Idea, you shall address me as your Royal EssKayTee'ness!

Oh and don't forget the special drawing! ;) B.Y.O.B!

[ally88]

All Hail Nero the great and powerful.. I respectfully request the position of chief guard.. No evil robots, alien invaders, mind controlling trolls or others shall permeate the inner sanctum of the Emperor Nero and his Queen Ally88

Thankyou kind Lady, I hereby officially name you "oh gorgeous one" for reasons known only to ourselves. Now if you don't mind, I hope you are busy making my tinfoil hat...do not forget the feathers. Thankyou.

[MadamMack]

:rofl:

[Nero]

"Total humans, droids, if I may? Though the SKMB will be closed on Saturday, SKT is always OPEN! I hereby decree The 1st annual Royal SKT Ball in Nero The Firsts honor. This event shall commence at Noon O clock, the 19th day of Saturday in the year of our Lord Oh Nine!

ps. Since I was in SKT at the time of JackTheRipper & Nero The First's Great Emperor Idea, you shall address me as your Royal EssKayTee'ness!

Oh and don't forget the special drawing! ;) B.Y.O.B!

This post brought tears of joy to these royal eyes.

Bless you.

And can trivia be done in Pirate-speak that day too?

[TBlack]

In commemoration of Emperor Nero's self appointment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B9pMJYXGBs

[catnoel]

I have recently uncovered a plot to overthrow your throne!!! Don't drink or eat anything at your September 19th hoopla!!!! Especially after dark!! Watch out for strangers in bright cars wearing funny clothes Don't have any clowns for entertainment. Don't answer your cell phone!!! I wouldn't have any teenagers either, they can have mood swings and burn #@$% up!!! :down: I would give up the names but they may blackmail me!!!

[mylife4usk]

This post brought tears of joy to these royal eyes.

Bless you.

And can trivia be done in Pirate-speak that day too?



AYE, so we will, if it be your wish, Captain. ;)

[staropeace]

Can I be the ambassador to Canada? And will there be perks?

[Nutty Bavarian]

OH! OH! OH! I get to be sheriff! I mean, *clears throat* Sire, I request the honor of being hiled as High Sheriff of aforementioned SKMB. Fear not of assassination on my watch! I have had proper training in this field. Any and all resources will be put forth to protect thee. That and I know how to use a gun and stuff :cool2:

[Nero]

Can I be the ambassador to Canada? And will there be perks?

The royal telegram service must be down. Ur ambassador appointment should have reached you hours ago...

[Nero]

I have recently uncovered a plot to overthrow your throne!!! Don't drink or eat anything at your September 19th hoopla!!!! Especially after dark!! Watch out for strangers in bright cars wearing funny clothes Don't have any clowns for entertainment. Don't answer your cell phone!!! I wouldn't have any teenagers either, they can have mood swings and burn #@$% up!!! :down: I would give up the names but they may blackmail me!!!

What??? I trust my security head is on top of this already!!

[Nero]

OH! OH! OH! I get to be sheriff! I mean, *clears throat* Sire, I request the honor of being hiled as High Sheriff of aforementioned SKMB. Fear not of assassination on my watch! I have had proper training in this field. Any and all resources will be put forth to protect thee. That and I know how to use a gun and stuff :cool2:

I knight thee Supreme Sheriff and Section Chief of Homeland Law Enforcement. Keep my dominion In peace from the halls of MonteZuma to the shores of Tripoli.

[Ranger_Strider]

Ayyyeee, arrrggghhh; and so! To keep a Weather Eye on the Horizon! Me maayteees!:eyebrow:

[Nero]

In commemoration of Emperor Nero's self appointment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B9pMJYXGBs


This pleased men.

I pronounce thee czar of humorous video and all around media!

[Nutty Bavarian]

What??? I trust my security head is on top of this already!!

Never fret Sire! I'm on it! Those patsy's don't stand a chance with High Sheriff Nutty on the job!

[Srbo]

Dude, you weren`t kidding:

You are back - like herpes.:laugh:

[scratchesass]

And what, praytell, will Nero be doing when the MB burns????

[Cola]

Can I be the Queen's lady-in-waiting? - cause we all know its her who bags (or beds) the King *snigger* - all the glory without the pompus stuff!!!!!

[fredo]

We had the Village Idiot from Texas, soooo...I suppose an Emperor from Ohio is okay.
Party on.

[Nero]

And what, praytell, will Nero be doing when the MB burns????

Whatever it is, it will be an airtight alibi securing my innocence.

[Nero]

Can I be the Queen's lady-in-waiting? - cause we all know its her who bags (or beds) the King *snigger* - all the glory without the pompus stuff!!!!!

shhh, can't talk about this in the open...

[bopropadop]

To whom do I swear my allegiance? An Emperor from my native state or a terrorist named Achmed who threatens to keel all who oppose him? Decisions, decisions. Life altering decisions it seems...

[TBlack]

I have recently uncovered a plot to overthrow your throne!!! Don't drink or eat anything at your September 19th hoopla!!!! Especially after dark!! Watch out for strangers in bright cars wearing funny clothes Don't have any clowns for entertainment. Don't answer your cell phone!!! I wouldn't have any teenagers either, they can have mood swings and burn #@$% up!!! :down: I would give up the names but they may blackmail me!!!
Beware The Ides of Octember Oh Mighty Dicktater!
Also pay close attention to buffed up, mean lookin', fight club type midgets...
They'll be standing next to their Smart Cars (makes em look bigger!)

[sknut70]

To whom do I swear my allegiance? An Emperor from my native state or a terrorist named Achmed who threatens to keel all who oppose him? Decisions, decisions. Life altering decisions it seems...

Bop, Achmed is the Royal Assisin for Nero.. so there is no choice to make.

[Nero]

Announcement:

http://www.stephenking.com/forums/group.php?groupid=139

That is all.

[Todash]

So much crazy in one small thread ... does my heart good, it does.

[bopropadop]

Bop, Achmed is the Royal Assisin for Nero.. so there is no choice to make.

Phew! I like this Empire!

[ally88]

Can I be the Queen's lady-in-waiting? - cause we all know its her who bags (or beds) the King *snigger* - all the glory without the pompus stuff!!!!!

Well my dear Cola I do indeed enjoy all that "pompous stuff" as you so graciously phrase it. Nero and I have much fun looking down our noses at the commoners and speaking in rather annoying voices...so no sniggering is needed on my account. One is very aware of how glorious the Emperor and I are, which will always incur jealousy.

Unfortunately One does not have a position for Lady in Waiting at this time. However you may indeed apply to become First Lady of my Emperors Harem...you will find directions to the casting couch down the hall and to the left.

I warn you, the Emperor is NOT very easily satisfied so be prepared to put some effort in. Be careful what you wish for is my advice to you. Good luck in your endeavours.

[Srbo]

Dude, I`ll be the Emperors librarian, if that`s ok, I didn`t see anyone aplying for that yet.
Bring you SK books every morning and night on a platter and that`s the only time you`ll be seing me, ok ?

Thank you.

[Nero]

Do I foresee a feud? I think I may.

[Nero]

Dude, I`ll be the Emperors librarian, if that`s ok, I didn`t see anyone aplying for that yet.
Bring you SK books every morning and night on a platter and that`s the only time you`ll be seing me, ok ?

Thank you.

YES, my Guardian of The Written Word position is now FILLED.

[Charms7]

However you may indeed apply to become First Lady of my Emperors Harem...you will find directions to the casting couch down the hall and to the left.

I warn you, the Emperor is NOT very easily satisfied so be prepared to put some effort in.

What a shame and a pity to hear that about our Beloved Emperor! So, we shall not anticipate any heirs to the throne any time soon?

[Nero]

What a shame and a pity to hear that about our Beloved Emperor! So, we shall not anticipate any heirs to the throne any time soon?

I, like the Phoenix, shall rise from mine own Royal Ashes Of Destiny to be heir of mine own throne.

[ally88]

What a shame and a pity to hear that about our Beloved Emperor! So, we shall not anticipate any heirs to the throne any time soon?

Of course I satisfy him, otherwise he would not have chosen to make One his Queen. However, before I came along he wandered a very long and stricken path to find satisfaction. At every turn he could find no woman to meet his needs...until he stumbled upon myself one lonely day out in the fields!

Alas, when I am out of the Kingdom he need's satisfaction in some form, that is why I am applying for a HAREM, as no one Lady other than myself can make him smile the way I do.

We shall have many beautiful children, for all to worship upon. Two gorgeous creatures such as ourselves could never produce anything but perfection.

[Cola]

Well my dear Cola I do indeed enjoy all that "pompous stuff" as you so graciously phrase it. Nero and I have much fun looking down our noses at the commoners and speaking in rather annoying voices...so no sniggering is needed on my account. One is very aware of how glorious the Emperor and I are, which will always incur jealousy.

Unfortunately One does not have a position for Lady in Waiting at this time. However you may indeed apply to become First Lady of my Emperors Harem...you will find directions to the casting couch down the hall and to the left.

I warn you, the Emperor is NOT very easily satisfied so be prepared to put some effort in. Be careful what you wish for is my advice to you. Good luck in your endeavours.

Thats not what he told me :D !!!!!

(pillow talk - ya know!!)

He said he's only with you because your father and his are cousins!!!!!

[rjt65]

PSST BOP -- bwahahhaa achemed already ploting from within :eek2:

bwahahaha---




Phew! I like this Empire!

[JohnDalglish]

...until he stumbled upon myself one lonely day out in the fields!


Hi,

What was One doing lying in the field?

Long days and pleasant nights

[Nero]

Thats not what he told me :D !!!!!

(pillow talk - ya know!!)

He said he's only with you because your father and his are cousins!!!!!

Methinks this lady attempteth to getteth me into troubleth.

[ally88]

Methinks this lady attempteth to getteth me into troubleth.

Methinks this is no lady, as we all know a Lady NEVER reveals all!

I know where your affections lie dear Emperor and I most definitely have nothing to fret about here. I believe our main worry is with the boneman and the canadian harpie, yet they are under close surveillance now.

Oh and Sai Dalglish in answer to your question...I was frolicking of course, what else WOULD a beautiful young lady be doing alone in the fields?

[thymeoperator]

which evils do ye speak of?

[staropeace]

It is far wiser to speak of no evil......just write notes on gothic vellum...:oh:

[ally88]

Ahh I see the beautiful Canadian harpie known as Staro may be revealing slightly more than she means to...secrets will always out.
Evil shall never prevail in thy Emperors Kingdom, no matter what promises the Boneman may be making to his "Queen".
Our defences are strong and impenetrable...take heed of thy good advice.

[Nero]

There is evil afoot in my Boarderlands? I demand it be thoroughly rooted out. Guards!

[catnoel]

Good to see your leige made it through the weekend my leige:laugh:

[staropeace]

Must be very careful or the Boneman will have to save my canadian bacon...lmao..

[Nero]

Good to see your leige made it through the weekend my leige:laugh:

Agreed wholeheartedly!

Though I wonder of the potential evil plots which were laid to rest thanks to my Royal Sheriff and Head of Praetorian Guard.

I have yet to receive progress reports from either since Friday.

[rjt65]

Achmed loves Canadian Bacon!!! :love:

still todashed ---doing some work hope the kingdom is peaceful

:cool2:



Must be very careful or the Boneman will have to save my canadian bacon...lmao..

[catnoel]

might it be RJT65????????? :eek2::eek2: already I have said too much!

[boogerb53]

Am I too late? Did I miss the celebration? I brought snacks. And booze.....

[ally88]

Am I too late? Did I miss the celebration? I brought snacks. And booze.....

You shall never be too late to join our Kingdom oh Delightful Dee, your presence has been eagerly anticipated by the Emperor and I.
I have been waiting for you to return from the mountains as I would like to offer only you the role of my Lady in Waiting.
I trust no other to undertake this role.

May I be so bold as to suggest you bring the cheesecake and fine wine to our Royal Quarters later...we are very fond of a midnight feast, and we have much to discuss.

[Nero]

Am I too late? Did I miss the celebration? I brought snacks. And booze.....

Madam Dee! How fared thy journey unto the wilderness beyond?

[Moderator]

Ummmm....should this discussion not be for the citizenry of the realm, i.e. the Social Group? :eyebrow:

[staropeace]

Poor Marsha is having to read all this and we should be keying away over in our social group.
Sorry lovey. I be good now.

[ally88]

Sorry Ms Mod...my hand really hurts now from being slapped so hard.
Sincere apologies, I promise to be a good girl again. :smile2:

[Nero]

Royal Edict #(I don't know what # we're on now):

Henceforth all discussion of the Emperor and its goings on shall take place in the correct Social Area which I have taken pains to establish for my citizens.

I ask the Royal Moderator to lock this topic that there might occur no sinister violations to this Royal Decree.

-Emperor Nero I

[Moderator]

Sorry Ms Mod...my hand really hurts now from being slapped so hard.
Sincere apologies, I promise to be a good girl again. :smile2:

No corporal punishment administered by this Moderator; only written rebukes intended to steer those who have strayed back onto the path of the beam.

[Moderator]

Royal Edict #(I don't know what # we're on now):

Henceforth all discussion of the Emperor and its goings on shall take place in the correct Social Area which I have taken pains to establish for my citizens.

I ask the Royal Moderator to lock this topic that there might occur no sinister violations to this Royal Decree.

-Emperor Nero I

So it is written, so it shall be that from this day forward all such discussion shall be enjoyed in the Social Groups.