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aptpupil
March 19th, 2009, 06:07 PM
Just for fun, I would like to invite the forum members to come up with ideas regarding what they would delete from this world if they had their own "Word Processor Of The Gods" :grinning:
JohnDalglish
March 20th, 2009, 09:40 AM
Hi,
Greed, fascism and jealousy.
Long days and pleasant nights
crazycrashink
March 20th, 2009, 10:00 AM
I would get rid of bills, genetic disorders, and Indiana University (go Purdue hee hee hee)!
BlackThorn
March 20th, 2009, 10:22 AM
Hmmmmm... Well... Having a Christian base, I think everything in the world was made for us to use, including hatred, child molestation, poison ivy, and totally gay guys who dress like sailors.
I'm pretty morbid, and I like dark humor, so I wouldn't want to just delete, say, golddigging from the universe. Regardless of how suicidally sad enjoying someone just for what money they might have is.
I'd create with the processor. I'd unleash magic, and give it to the right souls, to be in charge of all that greed and hatred and abuse in the world. Leave the ****. Just properly train some cleaners. And make 'em really fun cats to be around, too. ;)
Danivan
March 20th, 2009, 10:48 AM
Well I'm not sure how much 'fun' it will be cause we will all be thinking of bad things but if I could remove one thing it would be sexual abuse and exploitation of children in all it's forms. As a species I think this is our greatest shame.
Oh and Alanis Morriset
blunthead
March 22nd, 2009, 10:01 PM
Well I'm not sure how much 'fun' it will be cause we will all be thinking of bad things but if I could remove one thing it would be sexual abuse and exploitation of children in all it's forms. As a species I think this is our greatest shame.
Oh and Alanis MorrisetSee above, and add animal abuse.
And Oprah.
daffyrocks
March 23rd, 2009, 04:47 AM
Agree with Danivan (exccept the Alanis bit!), but I would also add cruelty to animals - hear that, Mr King??? Let the dogs in your stories have a nice, happy ending for a change!! :tongue:
Prince of Darkness
March 23rd, 2009, 09:12 AM
Hi,
What everybody else said.
I'm against anything that isn't socially acceptable, and even some things that are.
Long days and pleasant nights
PatInTheHat
March 23rd, 2009, 12:52 PM
Control freaks motivated by great ambition:glare:.
What would that be, End + Ctrl + Delete?
:oo:Oh hey!
:smile2:
Saayyy, that is much better:love:!!!
Bluey Lunger
March 24th, 2009, 06:49 AM
i'd take away the desire to do evil. no longer an option. we are stardust. we are golden. and we've got to get ourselves. back to the garden. and we all lived happily ever after?
michal
June 22nd, 2009, 12:19 AM
That one is pretty hard. Would I delete bad things, risking that good things will lose their power in their absence? Will I take away wanting, knowing that without it there will be no progress, fear knowing that without it there may be no outstanding courage, or loss, knowing that without it nothing will make our golden moments so precious?
For myself, I would delete death, but not because I wish to go on enjoying life. It is just my one desire to hear the story out.
The Outsider
August 5th, 2009, 07:26 PM
I'd get rid of Dr. phil, Matt Lauer, Bob Saget, and Stephanie Meyer. and all Twilight books and such. And world hunger and global warming and sexual abuse and all that stuff.
And STDs...
strange
September 10th, 2009, 04:18 PM
I'd proberly get rid of bad authors like Meyer and anyone else who's responsible for society crumpling (i know I'm very oppomistic :biggrin2:)
AnnekoMartian
October 6th, 2009, 06:33 AM
I wouldn't. I couldn't. Who knows what I could screw up, even operating with the purest of intentions, even picking the one thing I think the world couldn't possibly need, the one thing we'd all be better off without... suppose I made a mistake?
Or worse, suppose I decided I really liked having the control? Suppose I started coming up with other things the world didn't need?
I got bullied a lot when I was young...
Suppose I started deleting people?
Constantly Reading,
Anneko Martian
liya
October 6th, 2009, 04:27 PM
Stephanie Meyer is probably at the top of my list; her and cancer.
Rhett
October 8th, 2009, 05:37 PM
self delusion. Let people do what they like, but at least be forced to be honest about their motivations for it.
God
October 13th, 2009, 03:24 PM
I would delete Poison, Motley Crue, Ratt, and all of the other cross dressing hair bands of the 80's. For some reason these bands just annoy the bejeesus out of me!:biggrin2:
bryantburnette
November 12th, 2009, 08:41 PM
I'd get rid of people who can't spell Stephenie Meyer's name correctly.
That, and the ability to judge things without possessing actual knowledge of them.
Also, spiders.
elevelyn
December 4th, 2009, 07:00 AM
Id delete mental illness, gossip, sexual abuse, poverty and cigarettes
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