Pearl really needs a friend, she needs someone to do cat stuff with.
When I took her to the vet to have her spayed, I asked them to check into why she was losing great patches of fur.
The vet's assistant said Pearl's hair loss was probably due to separation anxiety, that there was no medical reason they could find why she looked like a 100 year old babushka lady.
So there you go, Pearl's getting a baby bro. This isn't him, but he looks just like that. I'm going over to Aaron's apartment later this week and I'll get a picture of the real him.
Although this little fella is a corker to be sure.
Also.. Cartman might work....
Sweetie Chops; Gorgeous Ginger George; Ninja Kitty; or just plain ole Bubbie.