This is just too funny.
The future is not something we enter. The future is something we create.
~ Leonard I. Sweet
Fred Allen vol 2...
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake
in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men,
for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.
~ T.E. Lawrence
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. --Bob Dylan
"What does this mean????"
...The Double Rainbow Guy
Don't grumble that roses have thorns, be thankful that thorns have roses
A few from my favorite lyricist:
To you-is it movement or is it action?
It is contact or just reaction?
And you-revolution or just resistance?
Is it living, or just existence?
Yeah, you-it takes a little more persistence
To get up and go the distance...
Some world-views are spacious and some are merely spaced.
You can do a lot in a lifetime
If you don't burn out too fast
You can make the most of the distance
First you need endurance -
First you've got to last.
A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission...
Pleasure leaves a fingerprint as surely as mortal pain
If love remains
Though everything is lost
We will pay the price,
But we will not count the cost.
I'm old enough not to care too much
About what you think of me
But I'm young enough to remember the future
And the way things ought to be
If the future's looking dark
We're the ones who have to shine
If there's no one in control
We're the ones who draw the line
Though we live in trying times -
We're the ones who have to try
Though we know that time has wings -
We're the ones who have to fly
The treasure of a life is a measure of love and respect/The way you live, the gifts that you give/In the fullness of time/It's the only return that you expect