Favourite Quotes and Quotations

[fljoe0]

Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good. Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

[Tim D.]

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

[blunthead]

I believe in reincarnation. When I come back I want to be Cheryl Tiegs' bicycle seat. - Woody Allen

[Walter Oobleck]

If making things seem prettier than they are is a lie, then making them seem uglier must be another.
--Richard Russo, Empire Falls

Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil.
--John Irving, A Prayer for Owen Meany (& the Bible, Isaiah 5:20)

You’re a mess now, but you’ll be laughing about it in fifty years.
--Jim Dodge, Not Fade Away

I know at last what I want to be when I grow up. When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
--Joseph Heller, Something Happened

[Samantha_]

"reality is Ralph." Stephen King

[fljoe0]

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. - Arthur Baer

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first. - Adela Rogers St. Johns

It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot. - Warren Thomas

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. - Rodney Dangerfield

[Becks19]

The world does not have to change.... The only thing that has to change is our attitude.
- Gerald Jampolsky

Lose an hour in the morning, and you will be all day hunting for it.
- Richard Whately

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez

The first step toward change is acceptance. Once you accept yourself, you open the door to change. That's all you have to do. Change is not something you do, it's something you allow.
- Will Garcia

[Samantha_]

The world does not have to change.... The only thing that has to change is our attitude.
- Gerald Jampolsky

Lose an hour in the morning, and you will be all day hunting for it.
- Richard Whately

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez

The first step toward change is acceptance. Once you accept yourself, you open the door to change. That's all you have to do. Change is not something you do, it's something you allow.
- Will Garcia

I love all these quotes. The third one is funny, but have to say dogs are smart, too!

[Patricia A]

I remember the first time I had sex, I was scared to death, I was all alone. Rodney Dangerfield

[Becks19]

The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.
- Chinese proverb

Thank you Samantha! I am glad that you liked the quotes.