Favourite Quotes and Quotations

[kingzeppelin]

“Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be- but before you start pointing fingers...
make sure you hands are clean!”


Bob Marley

[kingzeppelin]

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”


Terry Pratchett. The Last Continent

[fljoe0]

The Last 35 Hot Dogs Are The Tough Ones.

Joey Chesnut, competitive eater on winning the July 4th hot dog eating contest

[Todash]

"It's just a flesh wound." —The Black Knight

[blunthead]

Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

[kingzeppelin]

“How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it.
How many slices in a loaf? Depends how thin you cut it.
How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em.
How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em.”


Shel Silverstein

[blunthead]

"It's just a flesh wound." —The Black Knight

"...You're a loony."

[Leeanne]

The one's I use a lot is--

A old Scottish one here!! Aye right go and play with the buses" Which means your talking nonsense !! So go away!

"To many cooks spoil the broth" To many people in the kitchen "helping" can sometimes lead to disaster.

[kingzeppelin]

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”


Groucho Marx

(Seems to me that most Politicians adopt this concept)

[Haunted]

The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
~ Mark Twain



or ~Vince Lombardi
or ~Vidal Sassoon