Steve Martin, "What I Believe"
I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.
And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.
And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.
And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".
And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.
And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.
And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.
And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment.
And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.
And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice.
"Love; the irresistible desire, to be irresistibly desired." - Robert Frost
"At the end of the game, the king and pawn go in the same box." - Italian Proverb
"Procrastination is like masturbation. In the end you realize your just f***ing yourself." - I don't know.
Art vol 2...
Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.
All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography.
All art is but imitation of nature.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one.
Charles Horton Cooley
An artist is a dreamer consenting to dream of the actual world.
An artist is always alone - if he is an artist. No, what the artist needs is loneliness.
An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision.
An artist never really finishes his work, he merely abandons it.
Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor.
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
"I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
— Thomas Jefferson
Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package
Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need.
~ Kahlil Gibran