"Fear of things invisible is the natural seed of that which everyone in himself calleth religion" - Thomas Hobbes
Same **** Different Day, SSDD i need to put that on a t-shirt and wear it to work. I love my job, i love my job( i chant my co-worker and i say when the **** is hitting the fan!)
I think he's cheese has slid off his cracker.(Green Mile.)
I will kill you so hard you will die to death.
Short people may rock but tall people can reach crap on the top shelves.
It's all fun and games until someone gets stabbed with a sharpened orange.
No peeing in the chocolate hot tub.
“Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.” William Pitt
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
"It is possible to be married and have a family, but still be completely alone." - JR
"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Nations and peoples who forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and freedoms." — Robert Heinlein
There are a bunch of awesome quotes on here! Most of my favorite ones have been stolen so far .... I think the only one of my favorites that I didn't see mentioned was a quote by Leonard Bernstein.
"Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable."