~ There'll be Chocolate, if God wills it. ~
WOW is all I can say...I can't imagine sitting around thinking that this would be a good idea.
...well, we have had incidents in the past at my lock-up where inmates were whittling dominoes, and inserting them under their foreskin to provide "pleasure" to their ladies when they were released...so this is just a riff on that...dominoe on top, utensil conveniently "pre=packaged" for that fancy "comin' home feast" and a coupla bells below to announce dinner!...
Along these same lines-I heard on the news that they have developed specially lubricated underwear for men to prevent chaffing during lap dances. 1) I was not aware that this was a problem 2) not sure how these underwear work exactly.