"I'll have the usual, Jack."
"The bar is closed, Mister Editor, during voting."
"You can blame your lawyer friend. He says that's one of the 'Fundamental laws of democracy.' No exception."
"No exceptions for the working press? Why, that's carrying democracy much too far!"
I think I know this one, Frank! Is it "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance"?
How about this one:
Q: "Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
A: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
"Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me?"
"No, no, that's too limited... nobody in Hollywood wants to work with you either. I can't even set you up for a commercial. You played a tomato for 30 seconds - they went a half a day over schedule because you wouldn't sit down."
"Of course. It was illogical."