Funny sayings that mothers say to their children

[PatInTheHat]

Oh oh oh just got a classic, "How'd you manage to do that???...boy if you had a brain you'd be dangerous!", and ya know, she's had so much fun with it that I ain't never really had the heart to break it to her, that as it turns out, I do and I am.
Oh and hey no worries I'll be just fine, I mean gee whiz we always keep plenty Aloe Vera on hand around here....oh oh oh, reminds me of the other one (they're like a pair), "You just gonna keep blowin' on that like a big dumb ditty, or ya gonna put somethin' on it..and stop whinnin' your not gonna die!"..she's so damn cute!

[staropeace]

If she wanted me out of her way, she would say,"go tell your father he wants yah".
If I were being silly........."You are as foolish as Tom Hunt's crackie"
If she thought I was lying......."My arse and a reef gale of wind".

[not_nadine]

Gosh, these sayings would be great as a needlepoint project for Mothers Day. Framed.

I don't needlepoint, and I don't project, just saying..

[cat in a bag]

If one of us were pouting, we would hear "better pull your lip back in, before a bird comes along and poops on it."

[not_nadine]

[GNTLGNT]

..."I brought you into this world, and I can send ya right back out!"...

..."That's what YOU think!"...

[Jojo87]

Close cabinet doors behind you, you always leave them open
Can you vacuum here in the basement, your dogs have been here and it's dog hair everywhere.
Have you loan my sewing needle again, don't you ever learn to give it back after you don't need it anymore.

[Shoesalesman]

Can you and your sister just be quiet for ten minutes? It doesn't mean I don't like you guys, it just means right now I like silence more.

[gardengirl]

"If wishes were horses, then beggers would ride", "go ahead, break your mother's heart", "put shoes on before you catch your death of cold"

[SharonC]

If you go outside with your hair wet, you'll get pneumonia!