Lighting Farts.

[Sigmund]

Hi!

Lighting farts.

(I had to do some research to figure out how to spell "lighting" correctly in this context. Ha!)

Okay. Many, many moons ago my husband and I lived in an apartment. Our new neighbors moved in and I came home and there was our new neighbor sitting in a lawn chair taking in the Sun. We introduced ourselves . He then put out his pointer finger and asked me to pull it. (I was...taken aback?, naive?, curious?, confused?)

I pulled his finger and...he farted! That was my introduction to Jimmy Johnson, our next door neighbor.

Very quickly, Jimmy, his wife Cindy, my husband and I became friends.

Jimmy was a hoot! Besides showing me the 'pull my finger' joke he also introduced me to Fart Lighting.

We would all sit outside, talk and relax. Lo and behold, he asked, "Sig, wanna see me 'light' a fart?'. He scooted down in his lawn chair so his butt was off the the chair, got his lighter and proceeded to fart, flick his Bic and shoot fire out his azz!

It was so...cool?

Later on that night my husband and I were in bed going to sleep when we heard a yelp/scream! It was coming from Jimmy and Cindy's apartment! I called and asked if everything was ok? Cindy answered the phone and told me Jimmy had tried to light a fart and managed to set his pubes afire. Ha!

Have you ever?

Peace.

[Lepplady]

I don't know about all that, but I did see a video of Def Leppard's road crew lighting off sparklers in their butt cracks. Takes a special kind of crazy to be a roadie, I guess.

[mjs9153]

"Many many moons ago" in a thread about lighting farts?! Oh you cheeky monkey..

[Sepia and Dust]

Yeah. Then there's this: http://www.google.com/patents?id=HxwDAAAAEBAJ

Yes, that does say "To operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with its valve open adjacent his anal region from which a colonic gas is discharged."

[Dana Jean]

Good god.

[not_nadine]

Hi Siggy

Our girl can start a thread, eh?

Peace.

[MadamMack]

Didn't lighting farts happen in Stephen's IT? Jimmy sounds like a hoot . . .I learned about the pull-my-finger fart joke when I was a kid. You can call me a fart aficionado!

[MadamMack]

Yeah. Then there's this: http://www.google.com/patents?id=HxwDAAAAEBAJ

Yes, that does say "To operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with its valve open adjacent his anal region from which a colonic gas is discharged."

I love how you just be bringin' the knowledge!

[MadamMack]

Good god.

I remember how much you love a good fart, DJ!

[bryras]

Some of my friends used to do this until they got burned and then better manners took over.