Lighting Farts.

[Sigmund]

Hi!

I'm trying to catch up on the SKMB.

Thank you ALL for posting.


(BTW- anyone ever walk through a fart cloud? )

Peace.

[Sigmund]

Hi!

Just one more tale about Jimmy Johnson, please.

Seems Jimmy was tramping in the woods and managed to get bit by a raccoon. His wife took him to the doctor and the doctor reported the incident to the health department. Health department informed him he had to come in to be observed because of the possibility of rabies.

Silly Jimmy did not report to the health department and the police came to his home and transported him to the health department! For several days he was in the room being observed and the powers that be decided to administer a protocol for rabies. (Very painful.)

I asked him, "Jimmy, what did they see that lead them to believe you might have rabies?"

His reply, " I don't know Sig...BUT if it was 'cause I scratch my a**hole every few hours they were wrong. I scratch and dig all the time."

Peace.

[not_nadine]

Ha! I'm not sure what a *Splash* thread would entail but, PLEASE! start that thread!

Peace.

Splash!





yea, she farts.

[MadamMack]

Yep . . .worked with a person that used to do it all the time. Got them back real good one day . . .simply stated, "I gotta fart," and let it rip. Gave a look of defiance and that stopped the fart clouds.

Hi!

I'm trying to catch up on the SKMB.

Thank you ALL for posting.


(BTW- anyone ever walk through a fart cloud? )

Peace.

[GNTLGNT]

Have mercy!

I do my Kegel's all day every day. Would that help my gripper?

Peace.

...yes dear-one....I'm sure your gripper is "like new"....

[GNTLGNT]

(BTW- anyone ever walk through a fart cloud? )

...we call it "crop-dusting" here in the hinterlands of Appalachia....

[GNTLGNT]

[GNTLGNT]

[hossenpepper]

Ummm....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2352022.html

[MadamMack]

That's how you make a Jacuzzi!