have you ever had a spontaneous...*ahem*....erection?
(I am totally ripping this off from a Spin City episode. )
Nikki: Can't you guys control those things?
Stuart: Not always.
Mike: You can scold it, or smack it around a little bit. That only seems to encourage it.
Nikki: I am fascinated.
James: Sometimes all it takes is a thought, memory...sometimes all it takes is a slight breeze...
Fess up now! Inquiring minds want to know. Ha!
(I'm just playing.)