I'm going to copy this and paste it to her. Thank you for explaining.
I'm willing to bet either she sent it to the wrong place (she has confessed to being drunk when sending it in the past....) or she never actually sent it and is being difficult. She's known to be difficult. But now she can hush up about it!
I would like you all to understand the joy that is my mother.
I sent her Marsha's reply via email.
Her response - "What the heck are you talking about?"
My response - "Your anger over not getting your Pet Sematary signed. I asked his assistant about it and she was nice enough to answer."
Her response - "I don't know what you're talking about. I never tried to get a book signed."
My response - "Mom. You've told me this story 100 times, most recently last weekend."
Her response - "I don't know what you're talking about, Shasta."