I'm jealous of the BIG threads here!

[hossenpepper]

Don't you hate it when you are making a sandwich and unwrap the cheese slice and it tears in two? Man I do!!!

But since Obama got re-elected, it won't matter as we all soon will be living like the freed people from The Matrix. Everyone will wear grey generic work clothes and eat that microbial grool they had on the ships.

At least I won't have to put up with those damn cheese slices tearing in two anymore!

[hossenpepper]

DO THE SHAKE!!! THE HIPPIE HIPPIE SHAKE!!!

WOWZA!!!!

[hossenpepper]

Alright Giant, I did my part to help ya get there. I will come back when my poor fingers can type some more.

Did I mention I like burritos?

[fljoe0]

Congratulations! You've already beat you're previous record by 15 posts and there may even be a page 3.

[Lily Sawyer]

This is birthday season; we'll be celebrating 4.
We've already had 2 parties - Sunday there's 1 more.
Last night was my mother's; she turned 70 + 5.
(We are very lucky; she's continuing to thrive.)

Dad's was here last weekend and my sister's party's next.
That one is at her house because everyone suspects
That I don't enjoy the fact the party's always here;
Think I'm lying saying it's my favorite time of year.

All I have to do is cook a meal and bake the cake.
Younger sisters do the cleaning up, I take a break.
I enjoy the cooking part... I really hate to clean,
But my sisters are the best at that I've ever seen.

One is great at decorating, one at mixing drinks.
I have much more fun at these than any of them thinks.
Plus, my house is cleaner than it was before they came.
Going to my sister's home will not feel quite the same.

(I'm the "bigger" sister so this thread's the perfect place
Now, for my big finish with a new type smiley-face...)

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Too much?

Another squeegie from the Smeejie...because she wipes up evwy-won wid her whymes. (You so clevah, Smeejie.)
(There; how'd I do?)

[Haunted]

So you just want us to yammer on and on 'bout nuthin? Dude, it's friday, I are poooped.

ok

[Sepia and Dust]

Also, I had this fungus on my foot once. It itched. I didn't like it. The doctor gave me a prescription for a cream. But, my insurance wouldn't pay for the cream. They would, however, pay for the ointment version. I had to call the doctor. They then changed it to an ointment. I used it and the fungus went away. I was happier then.

Beats how we cured a guy with "jungle rot" on the boat. The kid had moss growing between his toes. The cure involved a brass-wire brush and a bucket of JP-5.

[blunthead]

It's all about trans-dimensional wave emitters.

I, like others, also fear a hellscape dystopian future brought on by overly logical governmental policies. After all, that has been the plan all along...

But, figure out one of those emitters and how to stabilize a generated field "bubble" in the membrane between dimensions and you could effectively slide around that membrane and enter the various dimensions at any point during the expansion and increasing entropy in each one's space-time fabric. This would seem to the user to be "time travel". Then, the extremely rational predictions given earlier could have an even more rational solution as I have presented here.

I forgot I told my doctor this very thing. I think it's the new medicine.

[mustangclaire]

Well it's Mothers Day here in Blighty on Sunday.. I've dropped a hint I'd like to be taken out for lunch... but in reality....


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[Lily Sawyer]

Beats how we cured a guy with "jungle rot" on the boat. The kid had moss growing between his toes. The cure involved a brass-wire brush and a bucket of JP-5.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.