I'm jealous of the BIG threads here!

[GNTLGNT]

...and by "big threads", I don't mean haute couture worn by other people of (ginormous)size like moi....I'm simply being myself, and trying to inject(with a sterile needle, mind you) some levity into our lives. I attempt with my lame-azz stabs at humor to put a grin above ya'll's chins everyday-so here's my latest and LARGEST effort to date...I want everyone to post whatever comes to mind when you see this thread, goofy, serious or just plain whack-job nutso(within guidelines of course...love ya Marsha-mean it!)...why am I asking this, YOU ask? I want the post count to exceed 600!!!!!!!!!!! I have post-envy, other threads have big numbers, and I want big numbers as well-dammit, it's my right as a gum-totin'(Freedent) freewill Uhhmurrican...and I expect you to dig deep, look into your hearts, empty your wallets, consult an attorney, kiss a baby, hug a hamster and let's make my completely meaningless and trivial thread a rousing success!...bid early, bid often....(or I'll post more pics of that creepy freakin' monkey I found earlier this week)...no pressure....

[FlakeNoir]

And in the spirit of going BIG....

[Spideyman]

Since I was crafting last night, and have not had my morning wake up coffee yet- upon reading the title, this came to mind.

[blunthead]

Have you ever wondered if you're actually dead?

[Out of Order]

Have you ever wondered if you're actually dead?

I'm Grateful to be alive.......

[cat in a bag]

a BIG cookie

[mustangclaire]

I'm going to get my juices flowing and come back to this thread when I have a little more time.....

[Todash]

Dude you messed up.

[blunthead]

I'm going to get my juices flowing and come back to this thread when I have a little more time.....

Oh wow...

[PatInTheHat]

Oh cripes!
Okay, so I consulted a hamster (yeah I thought it sounded rather silly too, but I did learn more than I ever thought I'd ever wanna know about shovin' an entire Thanksgiving supper in me cheeks), & then while I hugged an attorney, damn "baby" boosted my wallet, oh yeah, held me up with a loaded Pamper it did, toddler caliber.
Ahhhh hell, wallet was vintagely empty already, besides, brat had fermented Similac on it's breath, could barely crawl a straight line, it ain't gettin' far .