Quote Originally Posted by kingricefan View Post
It's called 'retail face' and you are afflicted with it! It happens to me all the time. I've worked retail all my life and every once in a while I'll be in a store somewhere (not where I work) and someone will approach me and ask 'Do you work here.' hate it!
I must have a real nice retail face. They usually just assume with utmost certainty that I work in whatever store I happen to be in and just walk right up and demand help. It's usually little old ladies. I think I'll stop being so nice and kind and getting things off high shelves for them and instead just yell "Scram, ya old bat!" at them.