Stephen King Conspiracies

[A.T.]

Hi everyone! Long time no see!

How have you all been?

I'm obviously still alive!

OK: SO HERE IT GOES!!!

I found the most ridiculous things, so hilarious I just had to share!

• Stephen King shot JFK
• Stephen King is on the list of people David Icke followers believe is part of the reptile alien movement to take over the Earth. Yes. Stephen King. Reptile.
  
  http://www.stephenking.com/forums/sh...spiracy-Theory

I know that it's mentioned in the above thread, and might be old hat for some people- but for me-WOW- that was new & very amusing. :-)

Know any others?

Let's try to come up with some really funny ones.

[Sepia and Dust]

[*]Stephen King is on the list of people David Icke followers believe is part of the reptile alien movement to take over the Earth. Yes. Stephen King. Reptile.

Please. Everybody knows that Mr. King is one of the giant spider people. Just wipe off the greasepaint and you'll see.

[PatInTheHat]

He spends a lot of time in Sarasota, Sarasota is home of an infamous clown college, Sarasota has a sewer system...mmm hmmmm, say no more is what I'm sayin'...uhhh, hmm, well you know what I'm sayin'

[GNTLGNT]

...He is Bigfoot...end of story...

[not_nadine]

He is Bachman. He made up that King guy.

[~Ally~]

He shot John Lennon. *Seriously.

*That's seriously one of the conspiracy theories out there.

[Dana Jean]

Anything bad that happens, ANYTHING, my children automatically accuse Stephen King.

They thinks it's really funny to get me riled up.

[Sepia and Dust]

Anything bad that happens, ANYTHING, my children automatically accuse Stephen King.

They thinks it's really funny to get me riled up.

Stephen King put them up to it. He likes it when you're riled.

[Dana Jean]

I'm oh-so-much fun when I'm riled.

[TheInterloper]

He is one of the 12 guardians