Stephen King Conspiracies

[A.T.]

Hi everyone! Long time no see!

How have you all been?

I'm obviously still alive!

OK: SO HERE IT GOES!!!

I found the most ridiculous things, so hilarious I just had to share!

• Stephen King shot JFK
• Stephen King is on the list of people David Icke followers believe is part of the reptile alien movement to take over the Earth. Yes. Stephen King. Reptile.
  
  http://www.stephenking.com/forums/sh...spiracy-Theory

I know that it's mentioned in the above thread, and might be old hat for some people- but for me-WOW- that was new & very amusing. :-)

Know any others?

Let's try to come up with some really funny ones.