Okay, I've got the whole lunch thing planned out today. I work at home, so I go down to the kitchen, cut a couple of nice pieces of sourdough bread, get out some turkey, put some bacon in the microwave to cook it, and grab the mayo.
As I'm spreading it, I look at it and think of DT6, when Roland makes a rather unappetizing comment about Eddie's po'boy with lots of mayo. Urk.
I press on regardless. Then I take the bacon out of the microwave. y'know how bacon doesn't really brown a lot in a microwave? Yeah. Dreamcatcher and Mr. Gray at Dry Farts.
I'm having soup tomorrow.