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    Default Stephen King ruined my lunch.

    Okay, I've got the whole lunch thing planned out today. I work at home, so I go down to the kitchen, cut a couple of nice pieces of sourdough bread, get out some turkey, put some bacon in the microwave to cook it, and grab the mayo.

    As I'm spreading it, I look at it and think of DT6, when Roland makes a rather unappetizing comment about Eddie's po'boy with lots of mayo. Urk.

    I press on regardless. Then I take the bacon out of the microwave. y'know how bacon doesn't really brown a lot in a microwave? Yeah. Dreamcatcher and Mr. Gray at Dry Farts.

    I'm having soup tomorrow.

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    Default Re: Stephen King ruined my lunch.

    here you go...........
    “The sunlight pouring in the east window came through her lids and made a dark red beet soup that moved with the rhythm of her heart...”


    ― Stephen King, Lisey's Story

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    Default Re: Stephen King ruined my lunch.

    DAMMIT

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    Default Re: Stephen King ruined my lunch.

    Don't forget the Gypsy pie for dessert.............

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    Default Re: Stephen King ruined my lunch.

    I am now dreaming of this sandwich:

    Toasted sourdough
    Lots of mayo
    Peppered Tofurky
    Veggie bacon
    Havarti
    Lettuce


    I don't like you anymore.

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    Default Re: Stephen King ruined my lunch.

    Quote Originally Posted by Out of Order View Post
    Don't forget the Gypsy pie for dessert.............

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    Default Re: Stephen King ruined my lunch.

    Quote Originally Posted by blunthead View Post
    Did you get the last piece?

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    Default Re: Stephen King ruined my lunch.

    If you're looking for lunch suggestions, maybe something from IT?

    ...he said that Heroux smelled like a polecat stew.
    Yum!

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    Default Re: Stephen King ruined my lunch.

    You people are sick. So happy I'm back.

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    Default Re: Stephen King ruined my lunch.

    Quote Originally Posted by Out of Order View Post
    Did you get the last piece?
    No, I'm sad because now I can't eat pie anymore.

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