Has anyone actually met Stephen King?

[blunthead]

...It's quite obvious I've not had the pleasure...

TMI.

[GNTLGNT]

....seems normal...'cept for the extra nostril and the electric socket at the nape of his neck...

[Spideyman]

If I'm to believe all the ranting from disgruntled former fans who will never buy another of his books, perhaps I should be more worried about that.

Worry not, MsMod. The many true Constant Readers out weigh the few disgruntled fans. The Ka -Tet is strong.

[GNTLGNT]

If I'm to believe all the ranting from disgruntled former fans who will never buy another of his books, perhaps I should be more worried about that.

...ah hell, just put a moratorium on essays...and all will be unicorns and rainbows again...

[Tim D.]

Have worked for him for a little over 24 years. He's a genuinely nice man, good sense of humor, generous, down-to-earth,

If he's such a nice, generous man how come he's never invited any of us over for dinner?

[blunthead]

....seems normal...'cept for the extra nostril and the electric socket at the nape of his neck...

I've seen him. His nape doesn't have a neck. I do like that he puts his legs on one pant at a time like the rest of us, though.

[Todash]

I've seen him. His nape doesn't have a neck. I do like that he puts his legs on one pant at a time like the rest of us, though.

You watched him get dressed?

Look, I'm not tryna judge, but ... that's weird, m'man.

[SusanNorton]

No, Tim D., that's just you he hasn't asked.

[blunthead]

If he's such a nice, generous man how come he's never invited any of us over for dinner?

Are you willing to bring live chickens?

[not_nadine]

I think it has something to do with the glasses.. always have.....