Has anyone actually met Stephen King?

[Jojo87]

I have never had chance to met Stephen King but I had chance to met he's personal assistant and he's home state Maine and
that was so special for me.

[mustangclaire]

Never had the pleasure, and over in England not likely to either! A girl can dream though. I've managed to meet one of my other heroes (unexpectantly at a book signing just up the road from my little house), but even I have to admit the chances of him coming to East Sussex are slim.. In the words of my mate, I've got two hopes, Bob, and No.....

[blunthead]

You watched him get dressed?...

No, I'm just assuming.

[Todash]

No, I'm just assuming.

Ah, well, that's reassuring. Did you know that if you have a high enough bed you can manage both legs at the same time? You sorta jump-slide into them. It's pretty much a useless trick, but I keep in practice because it might come in handy one of these days.

[not_nadine]

He does not get dressed. He just snaps a head like Carrie and it's done

[blunthead]

Ah, well, that's reassuring. Did you know that if you have a high enough bed you can manage both legs at the same time? You sorta jump-slide into them. It's pretty much a useless trick, but I keep in practice because it might come in handy one of these days.

I'm just glad Stephen King has pants.

[GNTLGNT]

If he's such a nice, generous man how come he's never invited any of us over for dinner?

...he's opened his kitchen numerous times....well, sort of...

[GNTLGNT]

You watched him get dressed?

Look, I'm not tryna judge, but ... that's weird, m'man.

...that's our Frank....

[GNTLGNT]

Are you willing to bring live chickens?

...for the after-chow entertainment....

[GNTLGNT]

....I pant as well, trying to shove 50 punds of blubber into a ten pound pair of trousers so to speak...