S for Shining SpiderS

[Sepia and Dust]

You are right that some facts came from your 'here' but only those that are true. You want to read my whole essay then click on my forum.

The really sad thing is that I have read your forum.

[~Ally~]

Now that we know how much you like me,

And here you go again...taking somebody's comment as a personal affront, or proof they dislike you, or that you've upset them.

That isn't necessarily true. You really need to work on that. Sheesh.

[blunthead]

Are you stating for the record that you believe that there are no spiders with hair or that spiders are mammals? Please elaborate.

That's a trick question, but only off the record.

[Ayko]

And here you go again...taking somebody's comment as a personal affront, or proof they dislike you, or that you've upset them.

That isn't necessarily true. You really need to work on that. Sheesh.

Sheesh back..I do not take it personally and also am having fun, especially with you green eyes....

[Sundrop]

I call bull**** on almost all of that.

I'll second that.

[Sundrop]

I hate spiders. The only good spider is a dead spider.

How can a spider survive a nuclear blast, and yet crunch and expire when stepped upon with a shoe?

[Sepia and Dust]

I hate spiders. The only good spider is a dead spider.

How can a spider survive a nuclear blast, and yet crunch and expire when stepped upon with a shoe?

I think that only works with atomic shoes, like the ones that silly farmgirl with the dog had. There's a reason that city was nothing but green glass. Not a spider to be found, though.

[Shoe]

I once read that you can kill baby spiders before they hatch if you step on them in the dark....but can you be certain that you got them all?

[blunthead]

I hate spiders. The only good spider is a dead spider.

How can a spider survive a nuclear blast, and yet crunch and expire when stepped upon with a shoe?

...What's the punchline?!

[Sundrop]

I think that only works with atomic shoes, like the ones that silly farmgirl with the dog had. There's a reason that city was nothing but green glass. Not a spider to be found, though.

I guess I've been doing it all wrong. I gotta go to that city and get me some of those shoes.....
In the meantime, don't tell the spiders that I've been killing that they really don't have to die when I squish them....