Happy Anniversary, Mr. & Mrs. King.
I'm assuming the developed real estate traditional gift came in the form of the purchase of Johnny Depp's private island, since he's about to move his butt to Nashville.
I haven't had a sighting yet, but rumor has it that he'll be here some time this month. I'm still determining where he lives and how Sundrop and I can go about stalk- er, I mean saying "howdy" in that inimitably nice Southern way we both have.
It involves red lipstick, champagne, and a getaway car in case we need it.
But in the meantime, I hope the anniversary island is just what the Kings have dreamed of.
I don't know - I think developed real estate can also mean improved real estate
..."Thelma & Louise Ride Again"....It involves red lipstick, champagne, and a getaway car in case we need it.
So we had to make do with kumquat margaritas, Hawaiian barbecue, and my copy of Greater Tuna.
The most Thelma & Louise we got was braving the insane crowds down on Hollywood Boulevard for a movie premiere at Graumann's Chinese.
Sad but true.
Now that the Deppster is moving to my 'hood (sort of) (well, not really....more like 14 miles away), we can go crazy!
....so where was I in wishing the Kings "happy anniversary"? - Oh, yeah.....the private island part of the best wishes for them.
....ooops, almosty forgot this...and Fraqnk will say "Way to go Mr. DJ!"...if I left it out...