"..i'm a life-long member of the NRA..."
(w/a huge wink and a smile...)
most people don't know this, but, when he was christened...the gnt had a carbine in one hand and an NRA card in the other....
when the doctor slapped his bottom, he slapped an .45 on his hips, too...
his first pampies where camo....his crib toys included a carousel with lions, tigers and bears...and a rifle w/a laser scope...
his kindegarten class was at Charlton Heston Elementary...his first word wasn't 'mama' but mauser...
he loved chuck conners until he found about his ulterior motives, and realized he had the wrong chuck...his first halloween he was wyatt earp...
he didn't have a tricycle...but a tank w/ a missile launcher that threw lawn darts...when santa told him he shouldn't have a .22 rifle 'cause he'd shoot his eye out, the gnt smiled and said: 'it won't be my eye, sucka !'
sorry, gntlgnt...too much saki, i guess...
loved your post tery...

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