You Might Be A SK Fan If:...

[mjs9153]

if you charge and store a spare cell phone battery,and seatbelt cutter,in the center console of your vehicle,so you can summon non crazy help in the event you slide off the road into a ditch during a snowstorm..thanks for the help annie,but no thanks..

[guido tkp]

true story...i 'rescued' a st bernard pup 30 odd year back...for the first 3 weeks, his name was cujo...my friends and family all hated it...i caved in and changed it, sadly

umbaskfi....you answer the phone, loudly 'TALK TO ME !' (does not work well with grandparents )

...when people cough or sneeze, you say ' keep away, capt'n trips !'

...when you do something evil, despicable, you grin (evily/despicably) and whisper gratingly 'we all float down here !'

...if whenever someone p!$$es you off...you wiggle your finger and say 'redrum..REDRUM !'

...when you explain something simple to someone , you give 'em a dull look and say " d-o-r-...that spells door, ayuh !'

...the only baseball cap you've worn in the last 10-15 years is one with unka stevies name and picture on it !

[hipmamajen]

YMBASKFI:

M-O-O-N spells absolutely everything you'd ever need to spell.

You might be an SKMB fan if: You check in here before you even get a wink of sleep after nearly dying in the OR, because you HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO tell all the SK Aunties and Uncles that their new nephew is here and everyone is in (pretty much) good shape! I love you guys!

[champ1966]

..you watch reruns of Murder She Wrote, just because of the few lines spoken in Maine accent.

YMBASKFI...You wish it was called "Redrum he wrote"

[SilentRob]

- You might be a Stephen King fan if you are too scared to walk past gutters, for fear of Pennywise (this happened to me after reading It)
- You might be a Stephen King fan if instead of saying you have a cold, you say you have Captain Trips
- You might be a Stephen King fan if you say that M-O-O-N spells every word imaginable
- You might be a Stephen King fan if when you watched Prometheus, the first thing you thought of when the Engineers were seen on the ship, you thought of when Bobbi and Gard found the Tommyknockers
- You might be a Stephen King fan if your stay at a hotel demands a reference to The Shining

[GNTLGNT]

...you took up driving a big rig with a huge old Halloween mask on the front...

[blunthead]

..... you go bonkers cause you wireless is not working and you can't be on the SKMB.

......if you write in acronyms such as : AWSS/AWGNTLGNTS/ DFTT and so forth.

U mean ASF.

[king family fan]

If your bank count is so low..it is calling you an a33hole.

[kingricefan]

....when someone asks you how you're doing and you reply 'SSDD!!!!!!'

[blunthead]

UMBASKF if you rate vampires.

" if you like ghosts, and let them win sometimes.

" if you won't own a stationary bike.

" if the sight of a Porta Pottie gives you deja vu.