You Might Be A SK Fan If:...

[blunthead]

...you are morbid of razors.

...you've et raw meat.

[kingricefan]

...you look forward to rat shootin' season at the dump...
...you spray Reddi-Whip on the jowls of your St. Bernard, and send it to the neighbors house "just to see their faces"....
...you "water" your garden the same way they did in The Gunslinger, but don't understand why the cops got called...
...you go to classic car shows, and annoy the participants-by wandering the rows hollering "Christine!!!...Where are you!??"....

Thank you, Giant, I NEEDED the laughs!!!! You have my award today!! I greatly enjoy the Reddi-whip one!!

[KJ Norrbotten]

..you watch reruns of Murder She Wrote, just because of the few lines spoken in Maine accent.

[king family fan]

if you have no teeth and all you want is Stephen King related things.
if you look look for Stephen king ideas no matter where you are.

[fushingfeef]

You might be a SK fan if my user name makes any sense to you.

[GNTLGNT]

....if you've ever driven your travel agent batshi* insane, asking her to book you a trip to the "Territories"...

[Shasta]

You might be a SK fan if my user name makes any sense to you.

There are two statements I randomly yell at my husband to freak him out:
"Dad-a-chum, did-a-chick"
and
"Fushing feef!!"

Though after 10 years it freaks him out.

So I guess my new YMBASKFI is - you randomly yell weird SK things at your husband to freak him out.

[kingzeppelin]

..you keep "forgetting the face of your Father."
Or is that just me going senile?

[kingricefan]

....you have to get a bigger house to store all of your SK books.......

[Spideyman]

..... you go bonkers cause you wireless is not working and you can't be on the SKMB.

......if you write in acronyms such as : AWSS/AWGNTLGNTS/ DFTT and so forth.