You Might Be A SK Fan If:...

[blunthead]

...no matter his name, you call your bartender "Lloyd".

[GNTLGNT]

...no matter his name, you call your bartender "Lloyd".

...and MAYBE every St. Bernard ISN'T a "good dog"....

[blunthead]

...you figure Jack is dull.

[GNTLGNT]

....and every grizzly bear is manufactured by North Central Positronics.....

[kingricefan]

You have 'forspecial' plates in the cupboard!!

[GNTLGNT]

...you hire a personal assistant named Joanne, but insist she call herself "Marsha"....

[king family fan]

You think your animals came out of Pet sematary. Even when they are on their best behavior.

[GNTLGNT]

...everytime you squish a spider, you pretend your helping Roland vanquish a foe...

[blunthead]

...you type RBR instead of BRB.

[GNTLGNT]

...M-O-O-N spells all kind of things in your world...