Maine man assaults wife, "sort of"

**tenngolfer** · November 25th, 2012

I caught this article Sunday night. Definitely a strange court case.
http://www.inquisitr.com/410889/man-...e-refused-sex/

**Moderator** · November 26th, 2012

Was only half listening when they reported this on the news. Now that I know the whole story, I'm shaking my head even more but not sure if it's about the man's behavior or the woman going to Pakistan to meet a man she met on the internet. ay yi yi

**Neesy** · November 26th, 2012

Originally Posted by tenngolfer

I caught this article Sunday night. Definitely a strange court case.
http://www.inquisitr.com/410889/man-jailed-for-assaulting-wife-with-penis-after-she-refused-sex/

He took his penis out and "hit her with it"? hmmm - sounds like he was frustrated that that was all he could do with it. Gee - I wonder if it hurt? Thanks for the chuckle!

**tenngolfer** · November 26th, 2012

I usually associate the word "assault" with " a fist, gun, knife" etc.. Since the weapon is akin to the sandwich throwing on earlier threads, this seems more like a case of mental anguish, or disgust.

**blunthead** · November 26th, 2012

What they don't tell you which is amazing is that she was in bed at the time and he was in the bathroom.

**Out of Order** · November 26th, 2012

Originally Posted by blunthead

What they don't tell you which is amazing is that she was in bed at the time and he was in the bathroom.

**Neesy** · November 26th, 2012

Originally Posted by blunthead

What they don't tell you which is amazing is that she was in bed at the time and he was in the bathroom.

Did he use it kinda like a lasso? No wonder she refused!

**Sepia and Dust** · November 26th, 2012

Had a smart-mouthed but otherwise good-natured kid in the Navy who loved to trashtalk. One day, Mark got tired of being mouthed off to and moved all the chairs out of Snipes berthing to make a wrestling area. They messed around for a while before Mark pinned the kid to the deck and sat on his chest... then Mark whipped out his pecker and face-spanked the kid with it.

I'd like to say that the kid was a little less mouthy after that, but he wasn't.

**GNTLGNT** · November 26th, 2012

...gee, seems like everybody really got a hard-on for this story...

**Neesy** · November 27th, 2012

"They messed around for a while before Mark pinned the kid to the deck and sat on his chest... then Mark whipped out his pecker and face-spanked the kid with it." - this is why I am glad I was in the Air Force. Cannot imagine that happening on an Air Base. You "hairy bags" as we used to call Navy guys have a lot of chutzpah!!