It boggles the mind.

Paula Broadwell, the territorial stalker cum biographer.
Gen. David Petraeus, the ambitious King David. (Not my nickname for him - belongs to the armed forces overseas who worked for and with him.)
Gen. John Allen, confident in his rank. Not so confident now.
Jill Kelley, apparently a woman with binders of generals. (Maybe she and the Romney campaign were trying to start up a dating service of some kind.)
Holly Petraeus, embarrassed and in hiding and probably wishing she could move to a remote island in the south Pacific. Could ya blame her?
Mark Kelley, the physician cum "honorary consul general husband" who racked up tens of thousands in credit card debt to suck up to Tampa military brass. Um, why?
and FBI Agent Frederick Humphries II, who leaked Mrs. Kelley's complaints to Those In Charge. By the way, he needs a shirt, from what I hear.

Something's rotten in Denmark and positively putrid in Florida.
Soaps don't get any better than this. Can't wait for the mini-series.