Random Thoughts

[blunthead]

Why are there no fat stickmen?????

Because they're models.

[Dana Jean]

When my son was about 10 or so, they had THAT day where they separate the boys and the girls and talk about hygiene. My son came home with his little hygiene pack that included a sample of Old Spice. He started using it and developed a huge armpit zit like I have never seen in my lifetime before. I know this is totally gross, but I had to pop that thing. So, I got my son down and totally lied to him. Totally friggin' lied. I told him I just wanted to look at it. Well, I lulled him into a position of trust and then I grabbed that thing and squeezed the hell out of it! Oh man, I think a small village one town over was buried.

He has never let me within a mile radius of his armpit again.

Nah, Old Spice scares the cows . . .

[Out of Order]

Nah, Old Spice scares the cows . . .

This one looks pretty brave..........


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[J.T. Adams]

When my son was about 10 or so, they had THAT day where they separate the boys and the girls and talk about hygiene. My son came home with his little hygiene pack that included a sample of Old Spice. He started using it and developed a huge armpit zit like I have never seen in my lifetime before. I know this is totally gross, but I had to pop that thing. So, I got my son down and totally lied to him. Totally friggin' lied. I told him I just wanted to look at it. Well, I lulled him into a position of trust and then I grabbed that thing and squeezed the hell out of it! Oh man, I think a small village one town over was buried.

He has never let me within a mile radius of his armpit again.

sounds like the poor kid had a boil, oh the pain, that was so wrong

[Out of Order]

When my son was about 10 or so, they had THAT day where they separate the boys and the girls and talk about hygiene. My son came home with his little hygiene pack that included a sample of Old Spice. He started using it and developed a huge armpit zit like I have never seen in my lifetime before. I know this is totally gross, but I had to pop that thing. So, I got my son down and totally lied to him. Totally friggin' lied. I told him I just wanted to look at it. Well, I lulled him into a position of trust and then I grabbed that thing and squeezed the hell out of it! Oh man, I think a small village one town over was buried.

He has never let me within a mile radius of his armpit again.

This would make a good post in the "gorge rise" thread...........

[Dana Jean]

He squealed like a pig.

[tower-obsession]

Just wanted to let you all know how awesome you are. Do if you didn't know, now you do.


YOU'RE AWESOME!!

[GNTLGNT]

They all get taken to the Lincoln Logs factory before making it to Artists' Depot.

...got it!...now, if they'd just take the hair wrapped parsnips with em....

[GNTLGNT]

He squealed like a pig.

[Dana Jean]

My son is much cuter. He's only missing ONE tooth.