Random Thoughts

**GNTLGNT** · April 27th, 2012

Originally Posted by PatInTheHat

Now what was I doin' again.....

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Oh my, I'm so sorry, y'alls perfectly correct, this has no bidness in a random thoughts thread, more the, every single second of every single day thinkin's, thread

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But seriously, you know, since I'm here, just what in the hell was I doin', I mean got a can of olive oil spray and and jewelers mini Philips screwdriver in my hand, and not a freakin' clue as to what I was gonna do with 'em

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Well as important & clever as I was feelin' for a second, or even two, it musta been one solid crackerjack of an idea while it lasted

...hmm, now here's a thought, I should maybe start writin' some o' this stuff down

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...it's obvious, that loose screw of yours was rusted up-hence the WD-40 alternative cookin' spray and ozone depleter-plus the screwdriver...elementary my dear hilljack....

**GNTLGNT** · April 27th, 2012

Originally Posted by fushingfeef

Why is it when you spread peanut butter on bread and accidentally drop it, it always lands sticky-side down?

...that's something that I've said for years-proves the postulate of the "Hostile Universe Theory".....

**C.A.Mullin1313** · April 27th, 2012

I have many random thoughts. None that are really rolling around, at this moment, in time. None really worth sharing, so this will do.

**PatInTheHat** · April 27th, 2012

Originally Posted by GNTLGNT

...it's obvious, that loose screw of yours was rusted up-hence the WD-40 alternative cookin' spray and ozone depleter-plus the screwdriver...elementary my dear hilljack....

And hey, ya know what the curiousestest thing about that is, is that's just about as good as any explanation as any of the less nuttier ones I've been able to come up with in the last two or so hours

...and it calls to me somehow

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**tower-obsession** · April 30th, 2012

I wonder if I could walk into McDonald's and order diet water with a straight face...

**tower-obsession** · May 1st, 2012

I want to do #2, #4, and #5...

**Moderator** · May 1st, 2012

**Srbo** · May 1st, 2012

There is no gravity. The world sucks.

**J.T. Adams** · May 1st, 2012

mmm

I wonder if I can stomach another parsnip . . .

**GNTLGNT** · May 1st, 2012

...I'm gald McDonald's doesn't offer a hot dog on itvs menu...there's no way in hell I could order the McWeenie, and ask em to "supersize" it, without wetting my pants....