Or maybe you are choosing to misunderstand what I wrote. The fact they are in your life doesn't mean they have to be friends. After all, do you "hate" your friends? I know I don't. Streeter chose his best friend, but that was not part of Elvids specification, as you quoted he said "It has to be someone you hate." People can be involved in your personal life for many reasons, and friendship isn't the only one.