The Toothpick Man is driving me nuts.
I don't know who he is but he's gonna get it when I catch him.
There is some fella (I assume it's a fella) who is promiscuously dropping toothpicks on the floor in the store I work at.
When I find them I grab a tissue and pick them up, this has been going on for 5 years now and it has irritated me because it's gross and rude, but now I'm pisssed because a little girl in flip flops found the toothpick before I did, well actually her big toe did where it met the underside of her toenail.
You know that had to hurt! She was crying, bless her little heart but she was being as brave as she could as her Mom pulled it out. I just happened to be near by and apologized sincerely to them until I was blue in the face and got the girl a Popsicle, that seemed to smooth things over but Toothpick Man had better hope I don't catch him in the act.... he'll get an earful to be sure.