It's a hobby. Sometimes I get tired of making sweetmagichoneydripping love to beautiful women (who are almost always natural females) and eviscerating aardvarks. So I threadjack.
I dig it.
I dig it because I own a shovel. It's a good one. Just got it. A real pine shaft, nicely lacquered with a good heft and grip. Some Chinese woman put a lot of care into this handle. I want to make her proud. When she retires to her rice and fish, I hope that she dreams what this shovel will do. The spade is sharp and thick, and that dang thing is attached by THREE bolts. You don't easily find that. Three. And they were all tight right off the rack. I had a coupon.
I got 10% off "ANY ONE ITEM."
So I upgraded on the shovel. Now it's time to make some work.
Dare you let me dig you? Dare not, lest ye be dug.