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"Lockerbie bomber takes turn for worse"

and

"He is in a bad way," a Libyan official said. "He is unable to speak to anyone."
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My buddy made a couple good ones the other day. They were concerning President Obama.

One was, "When he's doing his weekly national address, Obama should walk out eating a big ole' bucket of...

Word: Abhorrence
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: disgust
Synonyms:
detestation, enmity, hate, hatred, horror, loathing, malice, odium, repugnance, revulsion

I always figured the horn symbolized his humanity in some way. With the horn in his possession, maybe Roland wasn't the grueling beast he had otherwise become... maybe he was someone who had...

I dunno if this is a quote but,

"I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
but I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one."

I always liked the saying. It's true too. I'm...

John Stewart Improv - "Too much coffee today Louis?"

Louis Black - "There's not enough coffee in the world..."



I love Louis Black. He makes a wonderful Seraphim. He takes ravenous bites...

I'm not too big on commentary. It really destroys the 'movie magic' for me.

In the commentary to 'Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn', they make a point to show all the mistakes, point out all the...

"When you put it on, take an extra spray on your shirt too.. then I can still smell it in you later..."


My first girlfriend. She got really turned on when I used expensive cologne. It was...

"I bet The Christ wasn't too afraid of catching cancer..." :wink2:

Natural wizards ROCK!

Oooooo... This one was good too. It was out of some witchy book someone cool wrote. I'll see if I can find it later. He was like,

"Where do you go when you die? I'll tell you all about it, if...

Ooooooo, I always loved this one too.

My buddy got busted... he got involved with a couple gangs of Asians that came up from Mass. He's doin a lot of time right now because it turned out he was...

"I haven't done any drugs for over a year...

well, I still smoke dope and still drink, but..."

Hey, I prefer my Billy's to not be messed up crack head meth victims, too.

And I don't do drugs...

Got one!

Okay. I know how annoying and loud and obnoxious (I could go on, but that would only emphasize a simple point) I am, but here's a GREAT one!

In myspace, they don't count double spaces...

T4 again. ;)

And it's been a lonnnnnng time since I've even dragged myself to the theater. Other than the fact that they sold frosty mugs of Guiness there, you should never do a follow up movie...

TERMINATOR 4 BIACHES!!!

BWA HA HA! I swear you could hear me sighing for the beauty in the theater, every time they showed a scene of what used to be L.A. It gives me chills now, just brushing...

"I told myself, that if the Red Sox make it to the world series, I'll buy a 52inch TV. If they didn't make it, I told myself I'd finish covering another side to the house in vinyl. They didn't make...

[oh crap, I posted last in here... wonder if it was something horribly embarassing...]


'You're on myspace all the time' somebody said to me. Ummmm, actually, I just have a slightly sloppy...

Throw it away?

THERE IS NO AWAY

I just watched a movie from 1980 that really blew me away. It was called, Brubaker. The story was amazing, the acting was absolutely awesome. I came in here to write about it, because I can't...

Okay, now I'm seeing this same issue on other web sites as well. I don't know if this can be confirmed, but I was told by a friend that just spoke to a computer tech that runs the business computer...

Hehe Ms Mod... I figured maybe it was cause I used a name of a girl I said I dated in it... Although, Kristine Kochanski, was a character in the British novel/series Red Dwarf, that Lister was...

Ever since "living avatars" were introduced, the web page never completes loading. Or maybe it does, but it takes about five to ten minutes every time.

Right now I have three tabs open, and...

Hmmm... I posted in here this morning. Wonder what I wrote about a movie staring Betty Davis from 1940 that bugged Ms. Mod so?

@ Amanda

OMG, I saw strangers, and I thought it was the dumbest...

Man, why does everyone love that saying by Roland? "Long days and pleasant nights?" I hate long days. I always feel like a zombie when it's 6:00pm and there's still endless work to be done. Long...

Dremel Yayyyyy! :love: :D
Dremel Noooooo! :eek: :(



I loved this when I read it. It was written like above, with the emoticons and everything. It's soo true too. A dremmel is an amazing...