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That's called "Pubic Clog" from the new up & coming bestseller from Stephen King by the same name!
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As parents we feel that we understand our teenagers... because we were teens once.
But we're looking at it all through the luxury of hindsite & through the eyes of adulthood.
The rational decsions...

The Special Effects always reminded me of Pac-Man!

I'm afraid of ALL old women,
Whether they're in a bathtub or not!
They smell like Metamucil-BenGay-Old Cheese & forgotton dreams.

High?
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Jack?
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High Jack?
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What if ya live in Arizona?
It's a "Dry Heat"

High Jack!
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High Jack!...

"In case of an unscheduled landing in any waterways,
Please use your seat-cushion as a floatation device."

To Hell with that!
I'll be using mine as a commode!!! :oops:

I have a bomb in my mouse!
Take me to Bangor!

"Baby have you dug your man?"
"He's got a righteous shovel!"

You're not a Gamer John.... You're a Player!

You DO have an evil streak dontcha?:glare:

" ...and so it came to pass that Moses came down from the mountain carrying two stone tablets (there were actually four tablets but they were really heavy & Moses was old... and tired from wandering...

God is the gossamer dew on the morning grass... the sound of a cold babbling brook... the smell of "Puppy Breath"... that fluffy white cloud that just floated past... the way the sunlight strikes the...

No You Don't!
And ya can't lick your own weenus Mod... See? You just had to try it dint you?
And you can't lick mine either!
Well ya could...but I ain't gunna let ya!:glare:

Weenus: The excess skin on your elbow. ( go`head, look it up!)
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PooftyLa: That quick 2 second flip, twist & tie thing women with long hair do to get it outta their eyes that seems so effortless.
All right, I made it up! My daughter does it so well though... if...

I took that to be a variation of Trollop.

Just one sock Brian?
C`mon...you can do better than that!
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I was upset that The Crimson Kingdied by eraser I wanted his scalp filletted with his eyeballs popping outta his face
Then I started thinking of what Stephen had said about killing off your heroes...

Just use less words!:biggrin2:
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"He was stumpy & plump, a right jolly old elf--
and I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself."

"... the stump of a pipe he held in his teeth & the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath."