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When Billy Halleck (Thinner) is travelling in a taxi on a hot day with a smelly driver he thinks "He smells like ten pounds of **** in a five pound bag"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=405636sy3RY

This is one of my personal favourites; I loved every page.

I've talked to a few people who have read this book and think maybe this is a book is enjoyed most by Mr. King's female readers?

Right, I'm off to find a mirror so I can practice my 'I just can't see myself toleratin' a pokey goober today', look :mad2:

As getting blood out of me can be a major problem I never get angry if it takes several attempts but this woman seemed to think I was deliberately holding it back - like I enjoy being stuck with...

I am ticked off today because the new nurse at my doctor's surgery is a nightmare.

I have to have blood tests every two weeks; this is always a problem as my veins are hard to find and even harder...

You show me a lady in a green hat and I'll show you a bag of marbles :dunno:

.... the batty old dear who used to live down the street from me!

Doing nothing isn't as easy as it looks, you never know when you've finished.

Actor Leslie Nielson (RIP)