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This cheesy delight made the British Charts in 1970.

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R.I.P. Alvin Lee Died 3rd March 2013 "Going Home" for the last time!

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"Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself."


Harrison Ford

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Computer Viruses.
Here are some to watch out for.

LEWINSKY VIRUS......................Sucks all the Memory out of your Computer...then E-Mails everyone about what it did.

RONALD REAGAN...

"I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it."


Robert Benchley

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"I'm not a paranoid, deranged Millionaire God dammit. I'm a Billionaire!"

Howard Hughes

The Government once owned a large scrap-yard in the middle of nowhere.

The Government said, ` Someone might steal from it at night `. So they created a Night Security Guard position and hired a...

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A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up North. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and...

"As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind..
every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder."


John Glenn

Gentle Thoughts for Today

Birds of a feather flock together . .and then **** on your car.

A penny saved is a Government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,...

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Anonymous

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Punography.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a Banker, but then I lost interest.

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen....

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